Oh, and I also saw one of these monstrosities. 

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
08/14/2015 at 20:02 • Filed to: None

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Apparently it’s a Stallion? The rear looks like a squashed 3 Series, front looks like something out of Deep Space 9 and the interior a mid 90s Ford Taurus.

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Giant shift paddle, AC and 2 cup holders!!

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It actually looks better(?) naked.


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Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:06

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Good Lord, as if this abomination couldn’t be bad enough.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:07

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I thought you were exaggerating until I clicked the post.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:08

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I thought these were from a JZX100 Chaser.

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Kinja'd!!! I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:12

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:14

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Nope.com/WhatWereTheyThinking


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
08/14/2015 at 20:16

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Acura TL


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:31

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My father in law was all about these for a while. He is an odd guy who loves trikes.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > RazoE
08/14/2015 at 20:46

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brb

smashing laptop out of anger


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 20:47

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GAH. That said, I'd drive it.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 21:11

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E. Gad.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 21:59

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Woah.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 22:01

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Yep, the Stallion from Thoroughbred Motors - believe it or not, I think they actually ran TV commercials for those things. I had an older coworker several years back that was really into them. I always assumed that they were for older, out of shape types that were afraid/incapable of leaning on a motorcycle and could not or would not shift.

If Elio Motors ever gets off the ground and adds a sports model, it would probably look pretty much exactly like that though.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/14/2015 at 22:19

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Only one pedal here, so I guess you brake with the left?

I’d launch this thing through a storefront before long. My right foot stops me now, and that isn’t about to change...


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Rainbow
08/14/2015 at 22:25

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That’s what I’m thinking. So it’d force you to two foot pedal in the worst way