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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/17/2020 at 23:29 • Filed to: None

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Found your next whip

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2020 at 23:34

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I think I’m most offended by the front wheel arch gap

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2020 at 23:39

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Whoever did this even put the Gran Turismo script plaque on the side. I’m actually impressed at the audacity. He decided to go full offensive and not half ass it. I respect that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 09/17/2020 at 23:42

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A+ for effort, D- for taste

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > functionoverfashion 09/17/2020 at 23:42

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It might actually have hydraulics, looks like it’s leaning to the driver’s side

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2020 at 23:45

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For the amount of effort and money spent to make a fake , this owner could have purchased a real Gran Turismo!

It probably has an AMG badge on the trunk lid, too!

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2020 at 23:46

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Imma buy it, just to burn it. But there are plans for the original Stringbean just you wait. *Leaves the room making airplane wings with his arms* 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2020 at 23:49

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I hope the owner also owns , or at least previously owned TC.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/17/2020 at 23:50

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that’s a lot of words to say “ *naruto runs away* ”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Chariotoflove 09/17/2020 at 23:50

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There’s a Sebring convertible I see regularly with a kid aftermarket exhaust and a giant Punisher skull on the hood. This is y as bad as that. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2020 at 23:51

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You mean a Scion TC by Maserati?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/17/2020 at 23:54

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Did... did you just have that handy? 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2020 at 23:55

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Yes. I coincidentally made it as a shitpost a few years ago.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/scion-tc-by-maserati-1824224189

Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/18/2020 at 00:14

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I don’t know.  I’d need SR20 to judge. It sounds like an outrageously stupid idea, but to truly take the prize, it would have to be executed properly.

A Boy and His Longtail > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/18/2020 at 09:32

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Did that start life as a Sebring?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > A Boy and His Longtail 09/18/2020 at 09:45

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No, it’s clearly a Maserat i GranTurismo you numbskull

Thisismydisplayname > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/18/2020 at 11:24

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I’m pretty sure that’s a lambo dude.

A Boy and His Longtail > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/18/2020 at 12:48

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My bad, how could I be so stupid?