Oppo Caption Contest

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 09/02/2020 at 20:45 • Filed to: the frick is this bird doing?

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Winner gets 12.5 internet points and a picture of an egg!

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Jim Spanfeller 09/02/2020 at 21:08

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Only 12.5 boy that's a hard pass ...I don't do anything for less than 22 internet points.

onlytwowheels > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/02/2020 at 21:09

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Do it for the points and a dozen eggs.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Jim Spanfeller 09/02/2020 at 21:16

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Taylor Martin > Jim Spanfeller 09/02/2020 at 21:20

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You have my respect, Mr. Stork.

Just Jeepin' > Jim Spanfeller 09/02/2020 at 21:50

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I zigged when I should have zagged.

Or...

I definitely need a new prescription for my contacts.

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Now you tell me I don’t have an ovipositor.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > onlytwowheels 09/02/2020 at 21:50

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Now you're talking....a dozen eggs!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jim Spanfeller 09/02/2020 at 22:02

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“Anything i s a sex toy if you’re brave enough”

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Jim Spanfeller 09/02/2020 at 22:20

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Hnnnnng, belly scratches!

Jim Spanfeller > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/02/2020 at 22:56

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Jim Spanfeller > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/02/2020 at 22:56

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Maxima Speed > Taylor Martin 09/02/2020 at 23:07

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You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jim Spanfeller 09/03/2020 at 00:10

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Jim Spanfeller 09/03/2020 at 05:48

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Still more comfortable than walking on Lego.

ST80MND > Jim Spanfeller 09/03/2020 at 08:26

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Oh man that did NOT feel good coming out, no more Mexican for dinner!

Jim Spanfeller > ST80MND 09/03/2020 at 13:53

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Lol. I do not envy the bird who must pass a pine cone/whatever that plant is.