![]() 09/02/2020 at 12:54 • Filed to: kinja | ![]() | ![]() |
Haha, “top stories,” that’s a good one.
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It just sends the speed check story. Every day.
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I hope they are paying DasWato to make this newsletter
![]() 09/02/2020 at 13:01 |
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I could have sworn we had at least 2 or 3 other quality posts. They’re around here somewhere. . . *rummages around* Ah! Wait, no, that’s an Arvo Oppo.
![]() 09/02/2020 at 13:01 |
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I would gladly give my treasured email address to the herbs to get the Best of Oppo back again.
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Whoa... under California law are we now employees?
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“
This
will be the
address the lawyers
use
to contact you
.”
![]() 09/02/2020 at 13:11 |
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Yes, but only if your VPN you post from says you’re in Cali. Otherwise you’re just a “contractor” who agrees to shitpost in exc hange for imaginary stars and a snarky commentariat that will not hesitate to make you sigh in exasperation either at their terrible comment or terrible pun or terrible pun in a terrible comm ent.
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That’s the most accurate employment agreement I’ve ever reviewed...
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![]() 09/02/2020 at 13:41 |
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How can we make this true?
![]() 09/02/2020 at 16:11 |
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jokes on them, I NEVER look at the poopballs@buttsauce.net email