Hi. Anyone wanna give me a loan?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/31/2020 at 12:55 • Filed to: NPOCP

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For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:02

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Driven zero miles huh

Mercedes Streeter > For Sweden 08/31/2020 at 13:06

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Can’t drive miles if your odometer is in kilometers. ;)

E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:08

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Sadly, I’m still not a bank.

onlytwowheels > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:10

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There’s a green Suzuki Kei truck for sale locally. I have wanted to stop and look at it, but don’t dare.....  because impulses.

Tripper > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:13

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RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:16

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Ooo, cool! I doubt it has an auto trans, though that is possible...

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:25

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I found one in Baldwin City, KS for $2450, while on the Oppo Hunt.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/31/2020 at 13:36

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It's a manual

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tripper 08/31/2020 at 13:36

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Sweet only 200% interest

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:40

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I doubt that it actually has an automatic but it makes me sad about all the cars for sale I might be missing that are manual because of an improperly categorized ad.

And 0 miles sure.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:43

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84 monthly payments of $743 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 13:45

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So when are you pickin’ it up? :P

Tripper > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/31/2020 at 13:56

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Wild right?  I s this shit illegal now or is this still a thing?

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Tripper 08/31/2020 at 14:16

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Who knows. I do know that when I sold cars, the most we could mark up a loan was 2 points legally. I don’t know if that was a MN thing, or a federal thing.

Cash Rewards > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/31/2020 at 14:54

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62 thousand dollars for a 10 grand loan!

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Cash Rewards 08/31/2020 at 14:56

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step 1: take out loan

step 2: declare bankruptcy

Cash Rewards > Tripper 08/31/2020 at 15:11

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I think the answer is yes, and therefore no? At least I hope?

Cash Rewards > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 08/31/2020 at 15:11

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Thats your only path forward, right?

Mercedes Streeter > Tripper 08/31/2020 at 15:43

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My girlfriend lawyer and I went through this conversation somewhat recently in regards to payday loans and the “mortgage” my mom had.

If I recall correctly, charging an absurd interest rate is illegal, however quite a few lenders try to circumvent lending laws by exploiting native sovereignty. So when the feds go “hold up, you can’t charge 700% interest” they just say “neener neener, my payday loan scam is based on a reservation so you can’t touch me”.

Of course, if lenders get stupidly brazen and greedy (like Scott Tucker) they earn themselves some RICO and TILA violations, lose their businesses, and get to spend a year in jail.

Sadly, there are still plenty of scams going on out there, even if they are technically or literally illegal.

Danny Korecki > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/31/2020 at 20:08

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I love Kei trucks. I was eying up a Suzuki Carry. (all basically the same truck)