Do guys ever grow up?

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08/17/2020 at 23:07 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:12

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No. We never do. The only thing that changes is the size of the toys.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:13

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Not plannin on it


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:17

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Hah, no.


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:18

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That is SO awesome...

“Imagine Joe’s surprise as t he Cat Excavator began to lift off the ground...”


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:19

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Apparently not, and I’ve been told that it is something of a problem that I should attempt to correct through incremental lifestyle changes sustained over time, and something else I wasn’t really listening to, because The Munsters was on. 


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:19

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Im makin neeeeerrrrrrrrrrr noises.


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/17/2020 at 23:21

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I’d be in the cockpit going Weeeeeeee!!! 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 00:02

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No, and I hope I never do.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 00:03

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I don’t understand the question.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 00:05

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Every man is still a twelve- year old boy inside, there are just varying degrees of how freely we embrace it.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 00:13

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No. As exe mplified by a routine by the late great D ave Allen, in which he exemplified the difference between men and women. I’m misquoting hopelessly f ro m memory, but it basically went like this:

N ow the greatest sport I’ve ever heard of is airplane bowling, in which you toss bowling balls out of a light aircraft at old cars parked on a runway.

When I talk about this t o a woman, the response is always “W hy would you do that?”

When I talk about this to a man, the res ponse is always “W here can I do that?”


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
08/18/2020 at 00:16

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In be fo re obvious res ponse:

I don’t know. I can’t find any reference on the interweb. M aybe he made it up, or maybe the powers that be decided it was excessi vely fun dangerous. If it’s the former, there’s a business opportunity there for someone - I’d pay for a go.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 00:31

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It’s the SFW version of Rule 34: If it exists, there’s an immature way for guys to have fu n with it .


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 01:01

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I think a friend of mine said it pretty well... “I’m  a kid when I can be and an adult when I have to be.” Adulting is merely the thing you have to do so you can afford to play, right?


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 05:11

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Only insofar as we develop enough empathy as we age that we don’t hurt anybody but ourselves while playing with our increasingly powerful toys. Maybe find a way to safely include our significant other or kids.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 07:33

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Negative Ghost Rider, pattern is full.


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 08:04

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Nope. We don’t grow up, we just grow older. That, and our toys get bigger and more expensive.

It's good to be a guy.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 09:30

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Nah. The toys just have bigger engines.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 09:34

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On a related note


Kinja'd!!! Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 09:35

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Nope, I don’t , and no, I won’t!

That GIF is amazing


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Martin > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
08/18/2020 at 12:49

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Airplane go burrrrrr.