Snacklopnik: Ritz Crisp & Thins Tabasco Flavor

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/13/2020 at 17:00 • Filed to: Snacklopnik

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These “ potato and wheat” (emphasis on the “WH” ) chips are a clever way for Purdue Pharma to enter the snack realm. Yes, folks, the bag says, “Nabisco” and “ Mondelz International, ” but can assure you that after eating 2 whole bags in less than a week, these narcotic grade crispy wafers could only come from the poppy fields of Afghanistan. At no point during the development of this product did anyone consider the long term ramifications of these “Crack”-ers.

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2020 at 17:16

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I’ll see your crisps and raise you Tabasco Cheez-Its.

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Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2020 at 17:17

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Do they have the vinegar hot taste or more pepper hot? (I am buying some either way when I see them)


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2020 at 17:23

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Never heard of them but they’ve been added to the InstCart.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Snowman
08/13/2020 at 17:43

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Balance of the two


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2020 at 18:33

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I have purposefully not purchased these because I was afraid of them being good...I like all the spicy snack!


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > The Snowman
08/14/2020 at 05:22

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Tabasco is a good middle between the two. If Cholula is ever mixed with a chip or crisp, take all of my money