A collection of real, big things sold as real [wierd] small things.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 08/12/2020 at 15:56 • Filed to: Small big things

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Milky > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:06

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2 things

1. 2 door SUVs are fucking cool.

2. T he headlight on that S uper D uty is needlessly big. What is that like 2 feet from end to end?

Aremmes > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:07

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That r eminds me of two-door Explorers and Troopers.

HammerheadFistpunch > Milky 08/12/2020 at 16:08

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They still sell one of the things on this list.

HammerheadFistpunch > Aremmes 08/12/2020 at 16:10

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I forgot about the troopers. T hose early 2 doors were so freaking terrible. Pathfinders and 4runners, najavo’ s, etc.

CompactLuxuryFan > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:11

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HammerheadFistpunch > CompactLuxuryFan 08/12/2020 at 16:12

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I was going to include the Evoke and classic RR, but they just weren’t silly enough.  The trooper fits the bill!

fintail > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:13

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I saw this in Torino a few years ago, had to snap a pic:

HammerheadFistpunch > fintail 08/12/2020 at 16:13

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So wrong. So right.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:29

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Some mad lad in the area where a family member lives has an early ‘90s super-shorty F-150 flareside.

In that weird metallic coral pink color Ford had, so kind of like this one:

The one in specific I’m talking about has a bed-topper on it as well.

I like it, but every time I pass it, I think, “isn’t that just making a Bronco the hard way?”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:36

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The forced credits definitely feels like something intended for the official sites. My guess is that some GMG “journalist” somewhere got in trouble for using an image without proper attribution. We weren’t considered in the decision to do that because technically side-blogs don’t exist anymore.

Also:

way2blu does a rev update > CompactLuxuryFan 08/12/2020 at 16:37

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The small Range Rover is called the Evoque because its design evoques the window-to-beltline ratio of the Chevy Camaro:

So much door, so little window. Maybe Chevy can make a 2-door Blazer crossover like that?

Kar Wai Wong > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:54

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Maybe this is more of a real weird small thing sold as a real, big thing but...

Future next gen S2000 owner > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 16:57

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Now I really want a short bed, single cab, diesel F-250.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 17:42

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Isuzu Mysterious Utility: nothing about it is as weird as its  name.

HammerheadFistpunch > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/12/2020 at 17:57

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Here is was called the Amigo

onlytwowheels > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 18:00

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Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 18:02

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How very dull.

HammerheadFistpunch > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/12/2020 at 18:04

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The ads were pretty fantastic

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 18:12

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On many more than one of those models...the LWB version was better.

The exception was the Patrol. Unfortunately, it had the distinction of both rusting  much faster and the chassis rails distorting much easier than the longer version...

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > HammerheadFistpunch 08/12/2020 at 18:40

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That’s great! The Japanese brands really had “batshit, but in a good way” nailed in the 90s, didn’t they. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > HammerheadFistpunch 08/13/2020 at 03:37

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2 dr Pajero and Prado just look oh so wrong!

Amoore100 > CompactLuxuryFan 08/13/2020 at 16:41

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No joke, I once had a dream about a five door  Nissan Terrano that had the proportions of the three door model and the nose of a Kia and the tail of an XC90. Come to think of it, maybe that was a nightmare; either way, the three door Terrano is a funky looking fucker

Rufant > HammerheadFistpunch 08/21/2020 at 18:58

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Good stuff.

Great minds, and all that...

https://overland.kinja.com/shorties-so-having-just-finished-s6-of-all-4-adventu-1770122161/amp