It’s almost 4 and I got no plans today

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/01/2020 at 15:51 • Filed to: bourbonlopnik

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SiennaMan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/01/2020 at 15:55

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I never judge someone drinking high quality bourbon..

Just Jeepin' > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/01/2020 at 15:56

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My exhaust is bouncing off the driveshaft, making the most wonderful metal on metal sound you can imagine. Like scraping the bottom of a pot with a metal spatula.

So, I’m staying home and doing Coursera. Woo.

Thankfully it’s unseasonably cool outside, so I’m not missing a wonderful weekend of naked Jeeping.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/01/2020 at 15:57

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its almost 10pm here and i am probably too pissed to have plans...or make any

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/01/2020 at 16:07

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Judge you?  Hell I'm jealous of you right now.  

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/01/2020 at 16:09

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1) That is clearly a plan.

2) Jimmy and Eddie’s signatures look remarkably alike... TOO alike in fact. With that level of fraud on the label, how can they be trusted?

To be safe I’d send the rest of the bottle to:

SBA
One SBA Plaza
Montecito, CA 93108

We’ll have it tested by our experts here.  It’s for your safety.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/01/2020 at 16:13

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Good.

I bought a fridge and moved a couch half way out the door until I got stung by a few wasps so in just sitting here with a failrace video right now. So I guess I won't be washing my car until tomorrow.