its goodwoods festiva...oh wait its just the f1 at silverstone (qualifying)

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 08/01/2020 at 08:55 • Filed to: None

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silverstone

anyhoo..i wonder wich hamilton will get pole today

im betting its hamilton

tho..theres is a tiny chance i wont survive this....coz i swear to god if we end up with a stroll position my head will a splode....but it looks like cooler weather means im safe

anyhoo...the bulls look like they might not get lapped during the race...maybe

if they dont spin off or blow up...

ferrari looks slightly less sucky than before....i suspect they’ll give russel a run for his money

and tbh...everyone but the pink mercs and the regular mercs look pretty fucking iffy this weekend

ah fuckit lets just go watch hammy get his pole

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:01

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HUUUUUULK

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:03

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P1 - Bot

P2 - Ham

P3 - Max

P4 - Lec

P5 - Str

P6 - Hul

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Poor_Sh 08/01/2020 at 09:03

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heres to hoping

man...i so want him to finally get his fucking podium

i really do believe hes got the skillz to be up there.... but motor racing is a cruel mistress

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:05

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Yeah there’s a chance of a Bottas pole but I get the feeling Hamilton will have to “get in there”

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/01/2020 at 09:06

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im pretty sure you are just saying bottas to disagree with me

i swear you fucking ozzys aint happy unless you’re being difficult..

:D

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:09

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you know me too well

:D

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 08/01/2020 at 09:10

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tbh...hammy is a damn good qualifyer...

less impressive in traffic...tho..no slouch...but that might just be coz hes been out front so much.... dude sure knows how to put his elbows out when it matters

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:12

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Russell in Q2 again? 

chaozbandit > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:14

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So you’re saying he’s going to be upside down again

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:14

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Well especially not being in the same physical fitness as other drivers

Poor_Sh > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:14

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Hopefully!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > chaozbandit 08/01/2020 at 09:17

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i hope not...but maybe

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:17

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gonna be close

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:18

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oh thank fuck...that was just latoffi

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:18

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Aw shit Latiffi

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:19

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^.^ that was a nice lap from russel

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:20

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Well dayum, P13

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:21

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Williams need to give Latifi the arse. 

Poor_Sh > Poor_Sh 08/01/2020 at 09:21

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FUUUCK might have screwed George

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Poor_Sh 08/01/2020 at 09:22

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*shrugs* i dont think ive ever seen latoffi not spin in a race weekend yet

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/01/2020 at 09:25

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eh..dude brings in a lot of money

and hes mostly useless without breaking the car

i can see why they’d keep him

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:27

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As long as the money keeps coming in... 

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:31

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Hammy Spinny

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:32

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damn a full second for bottas....outch

and hammy fucked up...me finks that means bottas is really pushing him

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Poor_Sh 08/01/2020 at 09:35

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rare for him  to fuck up

chaozbandit > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:38

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UNACC EPTABLE

BeaterGT > chaozbandit 08/01/2020 at 09:38

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UNACCEPTABLE

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:39

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wtf is a car performance score?

and why is it rated out of ten?,...i guess...

and how come the leader isnt getting a ten?

what the fuck am i looking at?...the fuck am i sposed to do with this half arsed intel liberty?...fucking riddle me that

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:40

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AWS - Absolutely Whacky Stats

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:43

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man...ive been mostly okay with liberty and their changes...its been a net positive so far...

but im beginning to think they might be american

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:45

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To be fair, graphics have been a shit show for as long as I can remember. Except the thermal cams. Those were cool. 

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:47

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Imagine taking a turn at 183 mph. Insane. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:48

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yeah...where’d those go?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 08/01/2020 at 09:49

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theres a reason we watch this shit :)

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:49

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poor Hulk only P 13

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 09:49

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Who knows, but at least we got 360 cams! /s

gin-san - shitpost specialist > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/01/2020 at 09:51

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and Albon oof

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/01/2020 at 09:52

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yeah...bit sucky that

guess ill have to count on chaos tomorow for a hulk podium

BeaterGT > gin-san - shitpost specialist 08/01/2020 at 09:53

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Outqualified by Gasly...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:00

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good lord.....and we think merc isnt cheating?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:03

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Holy shit, if they are cheating they’re either hiding it better than Ferrari or they’ve already made their own, undisclosed settlement behind the scenes.

Being -1s over the nearest team is nuts - I wonder if that gap will grow or shrink in the next 4 minutes...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 08/01/2020 at 10:06

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grow me thinks

i find it hard to believe they found that much of a gap within the rules...

but clearly whatever the fuck they have is very clever

and that makes it fair game

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 08/01/2020 at 10:09

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welp.stayed bout the same...but fuck me

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:09

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Good show by Norris.

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:10

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well done Lewis..........again.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:10

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Looks like it shrunk by a tiny bit

Still, -1s

Get in there I guess

Poor_Sh > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:10

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Love Norris at P5!

Wheelerguy > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 10:22

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Hot take: Lance is legitimately good. That W10 he’s driving proves that he actually has the capacity to be right up there in the Top 10, just not the capacity to be a hyper-carry.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Wheelerguy 08/01/2020 at 10:46

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ho9t tek

lance actually really sucks.,....and hes got a stupid face

everyone else just sucks more at mo

damnit liberty... fire fucking everyone... F1 is a fucking joke if stroll can keep up

ughg... im gonna go watch fucking nascar

*OMG HOW DO YOU FUCK UP TURNING LEFT SO FUCKING OFTEN.....jfc... im going to be a footy fan from now on*

foghat1981 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 12:10

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Yah....maybe roll the dice on an off cycle pit and hope for a well timed safety car. On speed alone, as long as he stays out of trouble, should be able to get into top 10. top 5 will take some luck.

I wonder if Perez needs to miss next week too, giving Hulk another shot (as well as more prep/customization time)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > foghat1981 08/01/2020 at 12:12

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perez will miss next week... minimum 10 days self quarantine

foghat1981 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 12:13

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Makes sense.  Unless he totally bungles tomorrow, they gotta bring Hulk back, right?!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > foghat1981 08/01/2020 at 12:18

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i would not complain

if he gets himself a podium he’d be really helping his odds tho

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 12:30

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And the Doug Score is........

*Imagines DeM uro in the gravel,   passed out from so much awesome.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 12:52

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Norris in 5th! Yeah boiiiiii!!!!!

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/01/2020 at 12:53

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I saw a comment on youtubes that said “it’s better if we just imagine Mercedes doesn’t exist, and this is actually the most competitive field we’ve had in years!”

And I like that.