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"Nom De Plume" (unlistedusername) 07/28/2020 at 01:20 • Filed to: None

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Convinced the Feds he owned 4 businesses with monthly costs equal to $4 Million/month. They sent him $4 Million in Covid relief aid ! He did many predictable things. One of which was getting caught. The other was asking for too much after the checks started rolling in, $13,542,741.

I’m torn on only giving his mother $30,000. Could be he knew she’d have to give it back so lessened the burden upon her. Definitely there was at least that much spent on cocaine and hookers most days of the week he could’ve sweetened the pot for her instead.

Every lazy sack of flesh reporting this has used the same erroneous photo with his mug shot overlaid. The car was a blue Lamborghini Huracan.

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CompactLuxuryFan > Nom De Plume 07/28/2020 at 02:00

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I’m sorry to only be tangentially on topic (where the topic is stupid people and cool blue cars) but I only found out today and don’t wanna make a post but need to get off my chest  that the Jeep that drove through a crowd of protesters in Aurora and got wrecked in the process was a JL in the cool (and discontinued!) Bikini Blue! What the hell!

facw > CompactLuxuryFan 07/28/2020 at 07:40

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That’s some bad action all around:

Don’t drive through protests, but also seriously don’t try to shoot this asshole either when he’s in the middle of crowd and any missed shot is likely to injure others.

Nom De Plume > CompactLuxuryFan 07/28/2020 at 07:42

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That is as relevant as anything when  FL man stories start being told.

DipodomysDeserti > CompactLuxuryFan 07/28/2020 at 11:39

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My wife told me about this story, mostly focusing on the fact that the Jeep was in “my favorite shade of blue”.

Taylor Martin > Nom De Plume 07/28/2020 at 17:28

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I would’ve just shut up and took the money. 13 million would’ve paid off so much stuff and bought me so many things over a very long period of time. Oh how the mighty fall.