I went to the restaurant supply store

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/22/2020 at 18:06 • Filed to: None

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I didn’t intend to walk out with a 5lb bag of Swedish Fish, but that’s certainly what happened.

This is gonna be more like ten servings lol

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2020 at 18:20

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That's like three servings

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Cé hé sin > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2020 at 18:29

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Things you learn from Mr Google:

These S wedish Fish are neither Swedish or fish.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Cé hé sin 07/22/2020 at 18:31

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I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of chewing

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Scanada dinavian Bubble Gutpies

dogisbadob > Cé hé sin 07/22/2020 at 18:55

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The Wikipedia article says they did originate in bor kland tho

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Cé hé sin 07/22/2020 at 18:59

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I’ll take “T hings you didn’t need to google to know” for $50, Alex.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > dogisbadob 07/22/2020 at 19:04

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But they were developed specifically for the US market.  Interesting.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2020 at 19:21

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as a wee lad my dad used to take me to the Sears & Roebuck candy counter to get swedish fish and popcorn then watch the trains switch in the big yard behind...

onlytwowheels > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2020 at 19:25

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A buddy took his family to Hersheypark while on vacation. He brought me back a 5 pound tub of Twizzlers. I ate the entire contents in a week :/

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > onlytwowheels 07/22/2020 at 19:30

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I was in possession of one of those at one point in my life. 

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2020 at 19:41

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I always feel like it’s inherently misleading to label that section with the word “Nutrition”.

How about:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

or

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Nauraushaun > dogisbadob 07/22/2020 at 19:56

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borkland haha

nerd_racing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2020 at 07:30

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Love swedish fish.  They are my go to movie theatre snack.  I also snuck some into my college graduation too. 

Taylor Martin > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2020 at 21:20

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Ten servings? Man, you’ve got more restraint than I ever will. That looks like three servings... max...