oh fuck....wheres me bike?

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 07/18/2020 at 21:16 • Filed to: None

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on that note...wheres me fucking beer?

guess ive sobered up enough to ask the big questions

i have some recollection of a big gay bear offering me to stay at his and he’ll keep the bike safe...but no idea where the fuck that was

really hoping i at least sweet talked him into taking me number

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/18/2020 at 21:22

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Did the taxi bring you home? Phone the taxi company and ask them where they picked you up. 

Longtime Lurker > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/18/2020 at 21:23

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Maybe the cabbie knows where you left it, can you call the cab company?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 07/18/2020 at 21:27

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it did!

umm....i dont remember what cabby i got...and i dont seem to have any cards lying about..oh wait... phone history!

i are genius

thats...a job for tomorow tho...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Longtime Lurker 07/18/2020 at 21:28

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after some panic....yeah...i probably can.... last called number

good thing my phone has memories....coz mine are fuckecd

InFierority Complex > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/18/2020 at 21:30

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It’s probably where you left it last.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > InFierority Complex 07/18/2020 at 21:32

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InFierority Complex > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/18/2020 at 21:37

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One thing’s for sure. It’ll be in the last place you look.

Kiltedpadre > InFierority Complex 07/18/2020 at 21:51

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That all depends on whether he’s as drunk when he’s looking as he was when he lost it.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > InFierority Complex 07/18/2020 at 21:52

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lol thanks dad :)

InFierority Complex > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2020 at 01:19

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Guess I should have put an /s tag on those. Ohs well. Good luck finding your bike, seems like it’s been an eventful weekend so far.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2020 at 01:24

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Next job, get a GPS tracker, like a ‘Tile’ or something.

Second thoughts, get two, one for the bike for you to track and one for you, for your wife to track. Lol. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > InFierority Complex 07/19/2020 at 05:56

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tbh once ive figured out where it is....getting there will be a challenge....

seems i managed to sprain me ankle pretty good too

#farschytheisnowcalledlimpy

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 07/19/2020 at 06:01

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yeah lol

i think i should..genius mate :)

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2020 at 07:18

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I hope you find it soon mate and it’s all safe and in one piece.

Take care. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 07/19/2020 at 07:24

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cheers mate :)

im still in one piece....sooo.....i figure that gives me 50/50 odds on the bike still being okay

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 07/19/2020 at 08:33

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turns out the big gay bear is actually a mate of mine

he has my bike

also...i stole his paint...lol

clearly a whole week without a responsible adult around is not good for me

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2020 at 08:42

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So your mate was:-

“Hey mate, I’ll look after your bike for safe keeping, you shouldn’t be riding drunk” ,

You replied:-

“Thas a gud idea, your sus a gud gay. You luk after me bike. I'll take this paint tho. As collerol, as colleriol, as collateril, as for safe keeping. Nite bear, you a nice bear. Bye" . 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 07/19/2020 at 08:47

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yeah...pretty much...

wont be living this one down for a while

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2020 at 08:53

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Lol. Not til next time anyway.

Just you keep safe okay. Take care. 

sdwarf36 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2020 at 13:02

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Two things I have to do after a hard night of drinking-find my car....and bring back the one I took home!