That's it! It's time to nuke Malaysia!

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 07/09/2020 at 12:47 • Filed to: None

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That’s not pizza. That is shit.

Tomatoes are the only fruits that go on pizza!!!

E90M3 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 12:55

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I’ve got the perfect beverage to pair with it.

Great for work lunches! 

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 12:57

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El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > E90M3 07/09/2020 at 12:57

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MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 12:59

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Anyone who thinks pineapple shouldn’t be on pizza is an imperialist dog 

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 07/09/2020 at 13:01

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user314 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 13:03

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That said, pineapple on pizza is perfectly good, especially Hawaiian pizza. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 13:10

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Where is your God now?

CalzoneGolem > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 13:16

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I support your right to eat the pizza you want not the pizza you have to eat.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 13:25

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Why would I go to Naples when my homeland birthed the Hawaiian pizza? The world should thank us.

Va fa Flavourtown! 

user314 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/09/2020 at 13:49

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Guys, Ima be honest with you: That middle pic looks pretty good, actually.

I know it’d be a pain to eat, but I’d give it a go.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > user314 07/09/2020 at 13:56

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https://joaniesimon.com/susies-pineapple-paradise-dip/

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 07/09/2020 at 13:58

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Why? So you can have real fuckin’ pizza, that’s why.

user314 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/09/2020 at 14:09

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Oh, now I have to try it!

just-a-scratch > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 14:12

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Nothing is gonna smell as good as hot durian and cheese right?

I would gladly eat that though. It sounds good.

Just to disturb you further, I really like pizza with alfredo sauce, salmon and dill. 

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 14:28

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Wrong. Olives, another fruit, are great on pizza as well.

I once had a girlfriend that could be extremely pedantic, and it could be challenging to say the least. One day we were going over to her parent’s place for brunch and she asked me to bring a fruit salad; she didn’t cook but I did. As a little passive-aggressive bit of revenge I did just what she asked. It was a beautiful salad, chock full of tomatoes, olives, cucumbers, snap peas, peppers and feta cheese in a vin aigrette. Yeah, that relationship was doomed...

DipodomysDeserti > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 14:37

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I think my paisano brothers and sisters would agree that peppers and olives are perfectly acceptable toppings.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 15:23

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Is Naples in Chicago? 

Jim Spanfeller > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 15:42

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I would try that.

PINEAPPLE PIZZA FO’ LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/09/2020 at 17:43

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Even the name of their country implies that they're the bad asia.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > E90M3 07/09/2020 at 17:55

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You’re a monster. :P