A Live Look Inside Stef's Brain

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 07/02/2020 at 11:53 • Filed to: Maximum Parsh, Cayennespiracy, Porsche Cayenne, Porsche, Cayenne

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Why do so few example images of Cayennes have the tow package? Honestly.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:00

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For Sweden > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:08

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this is an abomination

lone_liberal > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:17

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Because it interrupts the flow of the design, of course. The fact that the design doesn’t have any flow is immaterial. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:18

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https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/813637206/overview/?aff=atempest&utm_source=AutoTempest&utm_medium=TRP&utm_campaign=atempest

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:24

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And one in Stef Spec

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/811387744/overview/?aff=atempest&utm_source=AutoTempest&utm_medium=TRP&utm_campaign=atempest

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > For Sweden 07/02/2020 at 12:33

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2nded

Cash Rewards > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:39

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If I were Porsche, I would only take two types of photos of these: at an upscale mall, and towing a 911 track car. That's your entire demographic

NYankee1927 > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:45

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I’m trying to figure out if the tow package can be installed on the last gen cayenne hybrid. It says not rated for towing, but it seems like Europe does it

Ssfancyfresh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2020 at 12:52

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OMG. That is fucking glorious 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 12:56

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Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2020 at 13:11

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I know where this is from and I approve of this GIF.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2020 at 13:11

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That is wonderful.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 07/02/2020 at 13:12

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Nein, it’s the only fastback SUV that doesn’t look like total butthole.

I wouldn’t want it over the normal one, though.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2020 at 13:12

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that’s a good parsh

Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/02/2020 at 13:13

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Also accurate.

Stef Schrader > NYankee1927 07/02/2020 at 13:14

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IIRC, I think something for the hybrid system is in the way of where the USDM tow kit would go, but don’t quote me on that . They didn’t come with any towing options when they were new, though.

Stef Schrader > Cash Rewards 07/02/2020 at 13:15

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but splish-splash I was takin’ a mud bath

Stef Schrader > lone_liberal 07/02/2020 at 13:16

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Look, the parsh is good. It’s a happy jellybean! It’s also a parsh that can tow my parsh! I need one.

lone_liberal > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 13:24

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I don’t have anything in particular against the Cayenne, and would have bought one instead of my X5 if I could have swung the price for one that that wasn’t ancient or busted or both, but you have to admit that they aren’t exactly pretty. 

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 13:53

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This is insulting to buttholes

JeffCronin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/02/2020 at 13:56

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I assume this belong ed to Prince?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 14:20

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Here's some more fuel for the fire.

sony1492 > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 15:41

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A ”quirk” of the chassis

Poor_Sh > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 15:43

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Are you gonna be on a future episode of shift talkers? 

MonkeePuzzle > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 18:03

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The Compromiser > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 19:51

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No Puffalumps. Do not believe. Still have my soul.

zipfuel > Stef Schrader 07/02/2020 at 23:55

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If you want the classy option U-Haul will quite literally hook you up for 6,000lbs of capacity . Or does the Parshe tow package come with like a transmission cooler and German mystic computer sausage wizardry?

Stef Schrader > lone_liberal 07/03/2020 at 13:43

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I like them! The early ones were, uh, form over function, but later they got to be cute big eggs.

Stef Schrader > Poor_Sh 07/03/2020 at 13:44

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Ha, I don’t think enough people even know who I am for that. I sorta faded into nowhere.

Stef Schrader > The Compromiser 07/03/2020 at 13:45

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they’re calling dibs in the back of the brown one

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 07/03/2020 at 13:45

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hahahahahahaha that is PERFECT

Stef Schrader > sony1492 07/03/2020 at 13:53

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Pffffff, that’s a feature. You’ll never run out of water!

Stef Schrader > zipfuel 07/03/2020 at 13:58

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Interesting. Looks like they do require a dealer to activate that there’s a hitch back there, if Suncoast is right about the kit: https://www.suncoastparts.com/product/958HITCH.html

Capacity for the OEM version is 7,716 lbs, FWIW.

Either way, it’s a pretty involved installation :

just like, have that on beforehand because I am le tired

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/03/2020 at 13:59

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Hahahahahaha. YES. It definitely looks like they added the “GT” afterwards, too.