Does anyone need a mega sporty car?

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06/29/2020 at 11:49 • Filed to: unnecessary car shopping with E90M3

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If so, I’ve found one for you.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . What really compelled me to click on it was the “mega sporty!” banner in the corner of the picture.

What makes it mega sport? Must be automatic transmission and lack of sport pack.

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Or maybe that V6 engine makes it super sporty.

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Or maybe it the after market rims that really make it mega sporty.

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Maybe it’s a combination of all of them.

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What did we learn through all of this? I shouldn’t click on Instagram ads.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 11:52

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I only buy hyper sport or supreme sport cars.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 11:53

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An automatic with a straight six and plush interior? What a LOSER!


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
06/29/2020 at 11:54

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Does the supreme sports car come with tomatoes and sour cream? 


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/29/2020 at 11:54

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For real!

It took me longer than it should’ve to get why that was a relevant comment. 


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 11:55

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E92 Divorcee edish. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 11:56

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/29/2020 at 11:57

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No that's a V6 bro!


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 11:57

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We here in the House of Azrek only go with EXTREME cars. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 12:02

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No, it comes with a powdered wig, a formal black gown, and a copy of the constitution.


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 12:02

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I prefer gigasporty but I like to look at terasporty cars I an’t afford.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 12:09

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“sporty” means “flashy or showy”. Sports cars generally look “sporty”, but then again, so does a 2003 Hyundai Accent with a sick wrap and bags.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 12:10

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It’s RED therefore it's MEGA SPORTY duh 


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 12:34

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Holding out for Giga Sporty....


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 13:32

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All BMWs = S porty

Red BMW + black speed rims = Mega Sporty

Red BMW + black speed rims + manual = Super Mega Sporty

Red BMW + black speed rims + manual + racing seats   = Super Awesome Mega Sporty Racecar!!!!!!!! [the exclamation points are mandatory]


Kinja'd!!! A Boy and His Longtail > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 14:33

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I’m not interested until we get at least to ultra sporty


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3
06/29/2020 at 16:04

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I’m sold! can’t wait to get an 84 month loan approved!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > E90M3
06/30/2020 at 06:36

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funny looking MX5/Miata


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/01/2020 at 22:02

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For real! W ho does this herb think he is?