In Defense of Kinja, Some of the Comments..

"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx)
06/19/2020 at 09:40 • Filed to: None

... remain hilarious. More hilarious than the actual posts.

Over on Jezebel this AM, this topic has cropped up— more weirdness with Elon and Amber Heard, in the Legal Proceedings That Refuse To Go Away.

Well, first, the pedant in me wants to scream “Everybody knows Three-Way is hyphenated!!!!!”. But, setting that aside for a moment, there’s all sorts of dishing from the actual depositions— which must be true because nobody ever lied in a deposition.

However, in true Jalop form, our own Brian Griffin impostor weighs in— only to be COTD’d by “6tht imea round” in spectacular form...

And, for your trouble, a pic of the absolute expression of your wildest Inner Elon...

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DISCUSSION (23)

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 09:56

All I can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang that’s brutal.

WilliamsSW > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 09:59

Ok I literally laughed out loud at that. That damn well better get a COTD. If Jez doesn’t have a COTD they need to start.

PS9 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 09:59

rekt.

facw > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 10:01

This is of course why it was such a shame they killed the comments on Deadspin, and have been too cowardly to turn them back on for the new fully herbified version.

For Sweden > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 10:09

Sure he was with two babes, but he was burned by a Kinja comment, so it was a net loss for Elon.

user314 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 10:10

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > facw
06/19/2020 at 10:10

If I want D eadspin comments I’ll go to a young lawyer networking event

ranwhenparked > For Sweden
06/19/2020 at 10:18

Ugh, so much hair gel, plaid ties, pointy dress shoes, and bright blue suits, and everyone’s handshake grip is uncomfortably strong, and you leave with no actionable information, other than the knowledge that you don’t want to work with anyone you just met.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 10:52

There’s probably a reason why this is relevant, but darned if I can figure out what it might be.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
06/19/2020 at 10:52

And COVID

ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2020 at 10:53

Already got that, not from networking though

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW
06/19/2020 at 10:54

Well, there went 90 seconds of my life, and for what?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
06/19/2020 at 10:55

Seriously? Are you sick now?

user314 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2020 at 11:00

Jezebel and “ r elevant” are mutually exclusive terms.

ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2020 at 11:03

No, it was either 4 months ago when I was, or sometime since then and I was asymptomatic. The company arranged for us to get tested as a condition of going back to regular work, and I had my suspicions, and my doctor agreed to also write up an order for the antibody one. Had to drive to a different lab than I’d normally use, lost an afternoon, but I’ve got Friday afternoons off now, anyway. Not foolproof, but I think it's like a 90% confidence level or thereabouts.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
06/19/2020 at 11:11

I have nothing to add to this post other than it was a great, unintentional setup

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
06/19/2020 at 12:04

The best comics are ALWAYS the set-up men. Always.

WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2020 at 12:36

I sure hope you didn’t click the link!

I did not - nope, not going there.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > user314
06/19/2020 at 13:23

You know, I get what you’re saying, but I don’t entirely agree. There’s definitely an over-the-top social justice warrior feel to the place, but it’s also a sandbox owned by women and I think it’s not unhelpful for men to go there and do some listening.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
06/19/2020 at 13:24

That’s the test I’d like to receive. We’ve got a grandchild due next month and I’d like to get tested beforehand.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2020 at 13:57

A couple sources said her breakup with musk wrecked his brain and never got over leading to more crazy behavior.

ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2020 at 14:22

I was surprised I could, had to go out of state, but I was able to get it scheduled with little to no resistance. I think the testing capacity must be improving significantly.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
06/19/2020 at 15:29

I concur.