![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:13 • Filed to: far side friday | ![]() | ![]() |
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Well I’ll definitely take the tarantula on my head over the scorpion any day of the week.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:23 |
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Not me.
-guy who’s been stung by scorpions a handful of times.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:30 |
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Friday.
This Friday and Saturday , I shall be preparing for the big storm that should come visit us on Sunday. We have plenty of supplies, I just need to batten down the hatches. It’s not much work, but I’m not happy that the hurricane season is kicking off already.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:39 |
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I kind of expect to be in the office tomorrow. WHEE
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:41 |
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Asking as someone who might like to visit the desert someday...under what circumstances have you found yourself being stung by one?
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:43 |
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Tomorrow is supposed to be a woodworking project day for me. My wife’s birthday is coming up and she asked for something seemingly simple, but it still requires time to get it right.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:48 |
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Two ‘darling’ references in consecutive posts?
THEME!
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:49 |
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The southwest looks beautiful, I enjoyed the couple of days I spent in new mexico once, and the food was spectacular. But scorpions? I just couldn't. No. Nope. I struggle with hornets. And sometimes large spiders. Spiders that sting? I'm shuddering as I type this.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:52 |
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I don’t endorse getting stung by large asian centipedes, myself. BTDT
![]() 06/05/2020 at 10:58 |
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In my house. You’ll never see one out camping or hiking, and they try to avoid human contact at all costs. They run away if they sense you, so you have to step on them in order to get stung. Feels like a bee sting but lasts for a few hours. I ended up getting a cat to control them a bit. You have to gas your whole house to get rid of them, so I figured I’ll live with them rather than possibly giving my kids cancer from the pesticides. They also eat pests like cockroaches which actually spread disease . They’ve been here for half a million years, so they probably have a better idea on how to get along than I do.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 11:01 |
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Centipedes will fuck you up. I’ve only come in contact with a few out here. People are scared of the desert, but Asian rainforests brew up some gnarly shit. Viral or otherwise.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 11:05 |
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Sounds reasonable enough. I’m happy to coexist with spiders, but they’re a little less intimidating than scorpions.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 11:08 |
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Hornets freak me out more than scorpions. Scorpions don’t want to be anywhere near people, and only sting you if you step on them.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 11:22 |
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There were scorpions in Louisiana when I was stationed there. Smallish, maybe 1-1/2" long. I took the blank adapter off my M-16 once and fired a blank at a scorpion with the muzzle an inch or so away from the scorpion. Couldn’t even find any pieces afterward.
Interesting times, those were, digging great holes in the ground in the woods in Louisiana and then setting up housekeeping therein. Defensive perimeter, overlapping fire, and all of that. I’ll pass on seconds.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 11:23 |
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A Category 6 hurricane is the one thing we’re missing right now.
![]() 06/05/2020 at 11:30 |
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Please don’t tempt mother nature to pile on. We really don’t need yet another thing to deal with.