bought more stickers, and need you to name the new car

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 06/04/2020 at 15:25 • Filed to: RuqSaq, BexTheTSX

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firstly, the RuqSaq got a new sticker

because the old one had suffered at my lazy hands during a snow removal

the “send it” “ricer” and “@coshittiest” have all been adornments added by others that will be removed (like the “poop”) once the car is no longer having the appearance of poo

but to the meat of the matter, my TSX got an unmolested sticker

I need ideas for the TSX’s name. I tend to base names on the license plate. The Acura inherited the Corolla (BaXel Foley)‘s old plate (like the RuqSaq has the RUQus’ old plate).

But for real, BXL sucks for making an acronym or sound-alike name from.

Submit ideas now please and thank you. Mostly I need a decent name so I can give posts a tag on oppo to clump my content #ContentClump

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 15:38

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Dang it that train of thought led me to come up with “Cob Job” when thinking about my own plate. That is either brilliant or terrible but a whole lot better than Geoff.

The Civic's Ruq Saq plate is just perfect so I say you call it the hakey sac

Derpwagon > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 15:38

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Boxly

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Derpwagon 06/04/2020 at 15:45

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Jobs done!  Good work everyone.  We get to go home early haha

Ssfancyfresh > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 15:50

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Hmmmm XL is 40 in Roman numerals

According to Mr. Koolaid from 2005, B40 can be breakfast.

So your new car is B reakfast

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 16:03

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Be Extra Large? That really does suck

glemon > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 16:08

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I am going with Jamie Lee Curtis

Politically incorrect video pasted below:

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/04/2020 at 17:21

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No. Cob Job just sounds like a corn fetishist euphemism.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/04/2020 at 17:31

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I think you are projecting here. . . not to judge of course.

Jim Spanfeller > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 17:34

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Banana Xylophone Lard. Dang, you’re right...

Bro Xtreme Lol?

Bring Xtra Labradors?

No, acronyms don’t work. Just give it a name like Jiminy Billy Bob, or Mr. Car. Or Carry McCarface.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/04/2020 at 17:36

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GEOFF IS BETTER THAN DOING WEIRD THINGS WITH CORN.

My bird IS the word > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 17:46

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Everyone poops

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > MonkeePuzzle 06/04/2020 at 18:09

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Big XL

Or, ya know... The Acura.

Or, even better ... The A cronym.

Wait , make that the Lacronym.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/04/2020 at 18:48

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But if you combine them. . . 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/04/2020 at 23:36

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Cob Job Geoff?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/04/2020 at 23:46

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Technically yes since something close enough to this is his license plate. The jumble of letters also somehow spell Lobo in my twisted brain. Cob Job Lobo.

Derpwagon > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/05/2020 at 01:26

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I suppose Bixly or Bixle would work too, but I just went with what popped into my head.