Flathead County Police blotter

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 05/26/2020 at 14:27 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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12:11 a.m. Someone called 911 to see if they could get a lift home.

Some of Shatner’s best work. 

5 a.m. Someone at Kalispell Regional Healthcare got a phone call warning them that they needed to lock down the hospital because of an ongoing law enforcement situation outside. Turns out the situation was outside of a hospital in Missoula and KRMC got the automated call by mistake.

6:40 a.m. There were six to eight buffalo standing in the road near “the buffalo place” near Kalispell.

7:41 a.m. There was a dead cat in the road.

8:52 a.m. A toddler pocket dialed 911.

9:04 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 to report that he was hearing voices in his head. He also had some questions about his stolen car.

9:08 a.m. A Kalispell man was very upset about a situation but no one is quite sure which situation he’s talking about.

9:24 a.m. A Kalispell called 911 to complain about the squatter on his neighbor’s property and how people were parking in his neighborhood.

9:40 a.m. Someone broke into a maintenance building at Woodland Park.

11 a.m. Someone called 911 because their neighbor was working on his car outside.

11:11 a.m. A dog was in quarantine.

11:25 a.m. A man who calls himself “The Black Wolf” was causing problems.

11:47 a.m. Two dogs were chasing people through Kalispell.

12:29 p.m. A woman was wearing a dog bed and making people uncomfortable at a Kalispell greenhouse.

12:59 p.m. Someone had opened up an unemployment claim in another man’s name even though that man was not unemployed.

1:05 p.m. A Kalispell woman was accused of stealing a dog.

1:35 p.m. Someone reported seeing a man passed out in the park under a coat. Police went to check it out and they just found a coat.

3:23 p.m. Two guys were fighting each other in a Kalispell parking lot.

3:29 p.m. A Kalispell man had a crime to report but he would only report it directly to the undersheriff.

3:57 p.m. A man at the dump called 911 to report that another man was dumping things he wasn’t supposed to at the dump.

4 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he had hired someone to do the siding on his house but he only did half of the job.

5:11 p.m. A Kalispell man with a medical marijuana card called 911 to ask where it was cool for him to smoke.

5:19 p.m. There was some trash in the road.

5:38 p.m. A flatbed truck was swerving down Farm-to-Market Road.

7:20 p.m. A Whitefish man called 911 because his neighbors were shooting their own house. He wasn’t sure if that was a crime, but he thought it seemed like something he should report to the authorities.

7:44 p.m. A whole bunch of guns were reportedly stolen in Kalispell.

8:16 p.m. A Kalispell teen reported that they were thinking of running away from home.

8:37 p.m. A man reported seeing another man who he knows has a warrant.

9:55 p.m. A Hungry Horse man flagged a sheriff’s deputy down to ask him some “generic questions.”

10 p.m. A Columbia Falls gas station attendant got into a fight with a man in the parking lot. At one point, one of the men screamed that he was a boxer.

11:23 p.m. Some Maple Drive residents were “causing problems.”

12:31 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 to report that his mail was recently stolen.

7:50 a.m. A Kalispell man called to report that his neighbor never slows down on his dirt road and that always results in a lot of dust.

9:09 a.m. Some people were in a place they weren’t supposed to be in.

11:14 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 to ask why the cops were at their house.

12:59 p.m. A dog stepped on a phone and called 911.

1:44 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he thinks someone is trying to steal his truck.

2:24 p.m. “Loose cow.”

3:07 p.m. An old woman hit her dog.

3:59 p.m. A Kalispell man pocket dialed 911.

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 14:39

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Man, all the interesting stuff seems to happen in Flathead County. Soon as the bans are lifted, I want to go on vacation there.

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 14:39

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“ A Kalispell man called 911 to report that he was hearing voices in his head. He also had some questions about his stolen car.”

Some good multitasking - get the crazy people stuff out of the way first, take care of some routine  business while you’re at it.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > user314 05/26/2020 at 14:43

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June 1. As long as you help me rebuild the front suspension on my Datsun.

Notchback88 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 14:47

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I want to know more about the man-of-mystery-at-large, T he Black Wolf.

Chariotoflove > user314 05/26/2020 at 14:49

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Right? And now I need to see “the buffalo place”. I hope it’s a diner and that they have a menu item called “ buffalo chips” .

user314 > Notchback88 05/26/2020 at 14:50

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Why do I get the feeling it’s more or less “Tater Salad”, but less funny?

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 14:51

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8:52 a.m. A toddler pocket dialed 911.

Finally, thank you! Wait, wut?...

12:59 p.m. A dog stepped on a phone and called 911.

It was only a matter of time.

3:59 p.m. A Kalispell man pocket dialed 911.

Anticlimactic at this point .

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 14:52

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Most of those 911 calls would result in the caller getting charged here in Saskatchewan. People are dumb.

A Boy and His Longtail > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 14:55

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How does one get a job as a 911 dispatcher in Flathead County? Because that sounds like an adventure and a half everyday

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 15:00

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11 a.m. Someone called 911 because their neighbor was working on his car outside.

Car shaming

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 05/26/2020 at 15:04

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They are also on drugs.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 05/26/2020 at 15:06

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Well that escalated:

7:20 p.m. A Whitefish man called 911 because his neighbors were shooting their own house. He wasn’t sure if that was a crime, but he thought it seemed like something he should report to the authorities.  

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 15:09

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If there is someone inside, yes. I'd like to think a bear got in their house and they just had an irrational reaction.

Darkbrador > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 15:21

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2.27 pm. A cop knocked on my door, telling my dogs are chasing people on motorcycles. I said BS, m y dogs don’t even have motorcycles !

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 15:40

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Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 15:40

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Apparently Spring has fully sprung if the hard to escape truth of depicting personal social and moral wrongs onto pets has become rampant.  Woman wearing dog bed was no doubt a highly visible complaint against something that left me wondering if she used it as a wrap or tunneled her way into the stuffing

I should really start an inner city nighborhood version of this blotter . You’d be amazed how small town situations pop up and fizzle or explode. Minus the always licentious male stripper night at a local bar resulting in the gene pool expanding ever so slightly.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nom De Plume 05/26/2020 at 15:51

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If you are not wondering how to wear a dog bed are you really committed to the police bl otter?

ranwhenparked > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 05/26/2020 at 16:31

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Or a snake. I used to work for someone who was deathly afraid of snakes, he found one in his house one night and called our maintenance guy, not realizing he was also afraid of them. He ran over with a shotgun, without any real thought of how it would be used inside a house.

CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 16:52

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Not gonna stop them from getting a ticket.

sony1492 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 16:57

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S pee ding on dirt roads is a real sore spot for anyone who lives out one. Definitely earned my fair share of getting yelled at

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/26/2020 at 17:15

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I question how many lines in the social register visiting to help with your suspension would draw in the local paper much more than my commitment to making the police rolls.