Hey! Call me on my Swatch® Phone!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/15/2020 at 23:47 • Filed to: Shitpost

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Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 00:34

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WTF?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 00:35

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Somehow that makes me uncomfortable and suspicious all at once. Better go bury my Swatch™ phones and cancel the landline so  they can’t get at me.

Exactly what constitutes a Swatch™ phone?

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 00:44

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Can you please let me when to call in Swatch® Internet Time?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 06:31

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hahahahahaha *dies*

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 05/16/2020 at 06:46

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 05/16/2020 at 07:19

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6:66pm UTC-4

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/16/2020 at 13:39

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So, the ultimate tracking app. Nice.