Drive Free or Shove It Up Your Ass™

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/13/2020 at 20:56 • Filed to: Jellopicnic

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:03

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Yes I've expressed thoughts on this before  https://oppositelock.kinja.com/re-the-front-page-1776656061

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:04

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Those are served by Google AdWords based on cookies and previous search history, right?

Azrek > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:05

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Why  not both?

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:07

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Is this what it means to be "hip" and "with it"? 

jimz > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 05/13/2020 at 21:09

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yeah, no, I think the Kinja deals and The Inventory stuff is entirely up to G/O.

which explains why they’re showing us cock rings and lube when we really just want to talk about parking brakes and paint.

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:09

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:14

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So basically some recommendations for Father’s Day gifts.

Tapas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:23

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”Drive Free or Shove It Up Your Ass™”

Why not both? :D

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:28

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Fleshbot makes a cumback!

CRider > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:30

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Is Roy still in charge of Jalop’s advertising ?

DasWauto > fhrblig 05/13/2020 at 21:32

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I chuckled at the image, then noticed  your username and now there is beer in my nose.

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 21:34

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T o each his own, no judgement, but I prefer this kind of knob... This way I don’t need a “safe word”, just a hand brake.

fhrblig > DasWauto 05/13/2020 at 22:09

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My work here is done.

fhrblig > jimz 05/13/2020 at 22:17

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I hope there’s someone browsing Pornhub right now being bombarded with ads for Rock Auto.

boredalways > wafflesnfalafel 05/13/2020 at 22:38

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Have you considered that once you pull the handbrake, you're no longer in control?

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 23:01

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Jalopnik. Quarantined without a partner? Time to row your own. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/13/2020 at 23:13

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It's the G/O clickbait way of saying 'Get Fucked'.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > CB 05/13/2020 at 23:14

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I used to be “with it” but they changed what “it” was, and now what I am with isn’t it, and what is it is weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you, too!

A quote never more apt than right now on this topic.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > fhrblig 05/13/2020 at 23:28

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That’s RockHardAuto and Auto erogenous Zone

phenotyp > fhrblig 05/13/2020 at 23:37

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OH OH OH

O’Reilley’s

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > phenotyp 05/13/2020 at 23:55

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all the part your car will ever need. ROCK AUTO - dot com 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig 05/13/2020 at 23:56

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Driving and masterbation aren’t the best combination. Gets kinda tricky. 

jimz > fhrblig 05/14/2020 at 07:31

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Lois, I see something I want to imitate.