"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/04/2020 at 16:22 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/04/2020 at 16:22 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 5
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12:15 a.m. Someone called 911 because their elderly neighbor left their walker on their porch.
1:15 a.m. Someone working at Weyerhaeuser pocket dialed 911. There was no emergency.
1:29 a.m. A Kalispell man drunkenly drove through a backyard fence and over a fire pit before parking and walking into the house. The owner of the house was pretty upset.
2:49 a.m. A man stole some beer in Kalispell.
3:43 a.m. Someone was walking around his neighborhood with night vision goggles.
4:27 a.m. A man was screaming at traffic.
5:17a.m. A Columbia Falls woman called 911 because a grizzly bear broke into her pigpen and was eating all of her pig feed. The woman said she was watching this happen from inside her house.
7:01 a.m. Another Columbia Falls resident was also having problems with some bears. These bears were going through trashcans looking for snacks.
8:27 a.m. Someone called 911 to report that “the crazy lady has taken off.”
8:47 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because there was a drone above his house.
8:57 a.m. A man driving around town called 911 because he saw a bumper on the side of the road. He figured someone should know about it.
9:12 a.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 because she saw her son — who can’t drive a car — driving a car down the street.
9:34 a.m. A Kalispell resident called to complain that there was a new boat and trailer on their property.
9:43 a.m. A man who was bitten by a dog was refusing treatment from first responders even though they were pretty sure the guy needed some medical attention.
10:42 a.m. A Hungry Horse man said he’s pretty sure he just saw a mobile meth lab go by
12:07 p.m. Someone reported seeing a grassfire.
12:31 p.m. Two dogs were fighting with each other.
12:47 p.m. A local man called to report that there was an RV illegally parked in his neighborhood for the better part of a month.
1:09 p.m. Two 18-wheelers were swerving through town.
1:56 p.m. Someone accidentally sent some “racy” photos to all their friends.
2:23 p.m. A woman called to complain that her neighbor lets his dog run wherever it wants.
2:23 p.m. A Hungry Horse man said his new neighbor isn’t setting up her utilities like she should and has instead just starting running power cords over to his house.
2:49 p.m. Two people were screaming at each other in an Evergreen trailer park.
3:16 p.m. A Kalispell man was worried about his neighbor who he hasn’t seen for a few weeks.
4:16 p.m. A Somers resident called police because there were a bunch of cars parked near the beach and they thought the people there were not practicing good social distancing.
4:53 p.m. Members of a Kalispell family was screaming at each other in their front lawn.
4:57 p.m. A Kalispell dog chased a child on a bike who then crashed.
6 p.m. Something strange was going on down at the post office.
6:22 p.m. Someone accidentally called 911. When the call went through the dispatcher could hear someone screaming “I didn’t meant to!”
7:07 p.m. Two more dogs got into a fight.
7:49 p.m. A bunch of roommates got into a fight.
8:13 p.m. A photographer called the cops to let them know he was taking some photos down by the river. He wanted them to know just in case someone called the cops on him being suspicious.
8:41 p.m. The photographer called back to let him know he had found some drug needles.
10:15 p.m. Two deer were on the side of the road. One had been hit by a car and the other one was fine.
11:13 p.m. Some local youths were running around a Kalispell neighborhood banging on signs.
11:26 p.m. Someone reported seeing a suspicious man in a Kalispell neighborhood. Turns out the man was just delivering newspapers.
12:13 a.m. Someone reported seeing a creepy white van in a parking lot.
6:29 a.m. A dead deer was found in the middle of the road.
7:09 a.m. A man trying to buy toilet paper got punched.
7:10 a.m. A man called 911 because he saw some vulgar writing on a wall.
7:52 a.m. A Hungry Horse woman was “going through some emotions” but otherwise she was fine.
8:46 a.m. Someone called 911 to report that there was a man swerving all over the road. Upon further investigation the man was just trying to avoid hitting potholes.
9:58 a.m. Some checks were stolen in Somers.
10:32 a.m. A man called to report that his son in Alabama was threatening people on the internet.
11:35 a.m. A Marion man called 911 to report that his dog had bitten him and someone needed to take the animal off his hands.
2:07 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 to report that she had a friend watch her dog for a few weeks but now she won’t give the animal back.
2:49 p.m. A storage unit was broken into.
2:53 p.m. A whole bunch of glass blowing equipment was stolen.
3:52 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that someone was trying to break into his house. After trying the front door, the would-be intruder tried the window.
5:47 p.m. Someone called 911 and said “help! No one could figure out what they needed help with.
6:08 p.m. A Columbia Falls man said that he got an aggressive email from a neighbor.
6:22 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that someone was driving much too fast.
6:26 p.m. A Martin City man called authorities because he’s pretty certain the bike he’s about to buy is stolen.
8:12 p.m. There was a big angry bull standing in the middle of the road.
8:47 p.m. Someone called to report that there’s a lamp post that’s about to fall over.
10:14 p.m. Someone called and reported that “the drug house is at it again.”
11:40 p.m. Someone broke into a school in Marion.
facw
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 16:42 |
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5:47 p.m. Someone called 911 and said “help! No one could figure out what they needed help with.
I hope they at least made an effort... Seems like the sort of thing you’d want to follow up on...
farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 16:44 |
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8:27 a.m. Someone called 911 to report that “the crazy lady has taken off.”
Brickman
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 17:04 |
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3:43 a.m. Someone was walking around his neighborhood with night vision goggles.
Who doesn’ t like a very early morning stroll using night vision :P
haveacarortwoorthree2
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 17:07 |
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4:27 a.m. A man was screaming at traffic.
Um. I think they meant Guy on meth screaming by side of road. lol
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 17:12 |
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“ 8:57 a.m. A man driving around town called 911 because he saw a bumper on the side of the road. He figured someone should know about it.”
I’m pretty sure the guy who “ figures someone should know about it” makes the blotter every week
“ 9:34 a.m. A Kalispell resident called to complain that there was a new boat and trailer on their property.”
Thi s resident is clearly familiar with the fact that a free boat is the most expensive boat that can own you.
smobgirl
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 17:26 |
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...beach?
Also now I’m thinking of all of your citizens as Hungry Headless Horsemen and it’s making this whole report even funnier.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 17:26 |
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I’m kind of amazed at the number of people who pocket dial 911 there . I’m developing a theory that includes the assumption that Flathead County is trapped in 2005 and uses phones with physical keypads . Also,
10:42 a.m. A Hungry Horse man said he’s pretty sure he just saw a mobile meth lab go by
It’s nice to see local businesses pivoting to delivery and takeout in the quarantine economy.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> smobgirl
05/04/2020 at 17:40 |
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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 18:35 |
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The only way I know to get a dog off your hands is to put them under a running tap. The running water over its snout should annoy the dog enough to let go.
Nom De Plume
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2020 at 19:33 |
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Apparently the news paper business is booming in Flathead County.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/05/2020 at 03:48 |
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*facepalm*