This Jive-Ass Tried To Show Up For Work Today

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/04/2020 at 14:11 • Filed to: None

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:13

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TURKEY VS CANADA GOOSE

WHO WILL WIN

AND WHY CAN’T WE STOP THE GEESE

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > CB 05/04/2020 at 14:15

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If we go with Ben Franklin’s suggestion for the US national bird that is.

user314 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:15

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Did you let him in? Prob ably make a good security guard, if nothing else. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:16

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Gobble gobble mother fucker. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 05/04/2020 at 14:16

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W e have the geese, too

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:19

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The geese are everywhere.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 05/04/2020 at 14:20

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They are watching...

Tekamul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:20

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Was he 80 proof or 101? Either way, he’d go great in my desk drawer.

RallyWrench > CB 05/04/2020 at 14:22

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That’s what the murder wasps are for. 

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:23

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Who let the Ho kies outside

TheRealBicycleBuck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:28

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The ducks are getting in on the game. These two were showing their colors off yesterday.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:31

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ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > CB 05/04/2020 at 14:37

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Geese are fake, they are released by the government to spy on us. Gubment also spread the COVID thing so that they can lock us inside our houses and change the geese’s batteries.

Darkbrador > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:41

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Canadian g oose be like “It’s over, Anakin ...”

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:44

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Turkeys have been loud here recently. I drove one out of the yard because it was annoying me, but then that fucker snuck (it’s a better word than sneaked! ) up behind me while I was walking back to my apartment, let out a loud gobble, and then flew off when I looked back at it. It knew what it was doing.  

user314 > CB 05/04/2020 at 14:50

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WHOEVER WIN, WE LO SE!

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:50

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Dat Camaro tho....

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 14:51

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inoright?

vondon302 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:53

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ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:54

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thicc boi

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 14:57

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NATURE IS HEALING

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 14:59

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beefy

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 15:01

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305 tires right?

Brickman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 15:16

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The Acura still has a bigger beak

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 15:19

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Yup with 285 fronts

PartyPooper2012 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 15:48

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Stupid duck! It’s not even thanksgiving yet. Go back on the couch

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 16:10

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Cool! I’m looking at running either 295 or 315 square

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 16:31

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Thiccboination

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 16:36

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TIGHT

Also, wanna be the fastest autox vette in the region

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 16:39

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What region?

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 16:49

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Southern Indiana , Indy, Southern Illinois

Southern Indiana is local but we travel to other events once a month or two.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 16:56

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You should come out to Cincy for an event, you will not be the fastest corvette.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 16:58

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We were planning to last month, but then it got cancelled :(

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 17:01

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:_(

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 17:01

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Would've been with the Mini tho, Vette is still in pieces

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 17:03

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But still, you could have seen Danny Popp and then given up all hope, just like the rest of us in Cincy

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 17:04

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Lmao, we have a golf R here and its basically the same story

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 17:07

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Dude, not even the same game 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 17:09

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Hoolyyyyy c waaap

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 17:14

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Yeeeeeup. In person, it sounds like an Elephant being raped by a Bear

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 17:15

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I’m definitely coming to Cincy for an event just to see that Vette

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/04/2020 at 17:18

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He’s either in that or his other Vette

On rare occasions he gets PAXed by an STI

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/04/2020 at 17:37

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ooh lawd thats thicc