If this dude buys a single share after this, just throw him straight in prison.

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/01/2020 at 11:49 • Filed to: None

Because:

There’s stock manipulation, and then there’s blatant stock manipulation.

DISCUSSION (38)

For Sweden > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 11:55

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 11:56

The plight of the wealthy knows no bounds.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > For Sweden
05/01/2020 at 11:56

Whatever new strain of weed he found is clearly some serious shit.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 11:57

Definitely time for him to go to Mars. High Time.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
05/01/2020 at 11:57

Oh, he’s definitely high at this time.

For Sweden > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 11:58

I think Elon has graduated to heroin .

Anyone over age 30 still using weed is a coward.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > For Sweden
05/01/2020 at 12:00

If he had true work ethic he’d be doing amphetamines, what a coward.

user314 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:01

Musk is a SHORTER!

For Sweden > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:02

amphetamines are for Ivy League legacies and lax bros who’s only motivation comes in pills.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > user314
05/01/2020 at 12:02

I’m just waiting for all the Tesla fanboys to start replying “Elon noooooo, my entire portfolio is gone, why’d you do this?!”

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > For Sweden
05/01/2020 at 12:04

Imagine how much faster we could yeet a rocket into Mars if he worked 22 hours a day instead of 20!

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:07

What an unmitigated idiot. Agree with the opinions here that he must have been high when he tweeted this. Even Musk couldn’t be that stupid sober.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:07

Well, his cocaine usage is a legend in LA’s west side... if that counts.

“Slow Down, You Move Too Fast!”
“Got to Make That Cocaine Last”

user314 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:10

Please, like the Musketeers could ever believe Elon-sempai would ever hurt them. They’ll spin it as part of his 6-dimensional chess grand master plan or something.

Nothing > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:14

Selling his house? Own “almost” no physical possessions? Sounds like a budding ‘gram overlander.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:15

Keep in mind.... he’s the only one who’s seen the ACTUAL financials.

camarov6rs > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:15

Here is my crazy theory to this, that he used his earlier virus comments to court a certain population to become interested in his stock to prop it up higher then shorts it on all of them?

Conspiracy 101

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Nothing
05/01/2020 at 12:16

Model X pulling an airstream between plants.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > camarov6rs
05/01/2020 at 12:17

A short position would be to blatantly illegal even for his galaxy brain. I’m imagining that Tesla is gonna buy back some stock.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden
05/01/2020 at 12:18

Microdosing is all the rage. Though he thought he could acclerate the impact.

user314 > For Sweden
05/01/2020 at 12:18

Y eah, Elon’s gone full Aimo Koivunen .

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
05/01/2020 at 12:19

We all know Tesla has questionable financials.

user314 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:20

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/01/2020 at 12:20

Microdosing is for microachievers

wafflesnfalafel > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:21

the dude seems to have moods - I wonder if he is having lady trouble again

ranwhenparked > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
05/01/2020 at 12:23

Trouble with that is, you get energy, but no focus. They’ll find him on the roof of the Fremont plant cleaning out the air conditioning units at 1 in the morning, or downstairs in the offices with everyone’s stuff thrown all over the floor so he can reorganize all their desk drawers.

ranwhenparked > Nothing
05/01/2020 at 12:26

Would transferring title to his house to an LLC he controls, and leasing back from that count as personally owning no physical assets? Because I could see him doing something like that.

Just Jeepin' > user314
05/01/2020 at 12:27

Just like Trump was owning the libtards by talking about ingesting toxic liquids.

ranwhenparked > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:27

The $420 incident should have been enough to demonstrate that he needs to hand his phone off to a member of staff to secure in a locker before he gets high, with strict instructions not to give it back until he sobers up.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > ranwhenparked
05/01/2020 at 12:30

I think it indicates he shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of anything.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:37

LOL so basically TSLA stock price should be where HE thinks it needs to be.

This guy is such a joke - I don’t get how so many seemingly intelligent people are so blind

ranwhenparked > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:38

If anything, he should have been replaced as CEO and left as non-executive chairman to serve as the company’s figurehead, but removed from day-to-day management, the exact opposite of what they did.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 12:52

It’s funny that the stock had a huge run-up on a financial drop that didn’t make the least bit of sense... and revealed, once again, that “building and selling cars” remains a money-loser, even as “selling fake energy credits” remains a nice side business. Not a thing about actual car operations was that good, but the stock runs up huge.

What causes it to tank badly? A drunk-tweet nonsense by the boss. At least nobody got called a pedophile, so I guess that’s progress.

fintail > ranwhenparked
05/01/2020 at 13:01

That’s definitely what he’d do. I’d love to see the accounting tricks, too.

RPM esq. > user314
05/01/2020 at 13:28

So far they appear to mostly fall into two camps: either he’s a hero for telling the truth even when it hurts, or he’s been hacked. Both obviously wrong. I even saw one 6-dimensional chess tweet suggesting this was somehow messing with “the shorts”—I guess by making them money? Just insane behavior.

camarov6rs > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2020 at 13:36

Agreed, I was just being goofy

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Just Jeepin'
05/01/2020 at 13:40

*injects Clorox*

the burning feeling is liberal germs dying.

user314 > RPM esq.
05/01/2020 at 14:38

Kinja'd!!!