Who's hungry?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/26/2020 at 23:12 • Filed to: shitpost

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interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:16

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InFierority Complex > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:17

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Pimento stuffed ? Gross.

Poor_Sh > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:17

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You’re a bad person

just-a-scratch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:17

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Showed this to my wife. The face she made was priceless horror and laughter.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Poor_Sh 04/26/2020 at 23:18

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I know.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/26/2020 at 23:19

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > just-a-scratch 04/26/2020 at 23:20

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WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:22

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Evil olive

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:27

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just-a-scratch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:28

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PB&J on egg whites? I'll eat that.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:28

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 Sometimes you feel like a- WTF?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/26/2020 at 23:37

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Given how tasteless most stuffed green olives are it’s hard to imagine it tasting of anything  except coconut.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/27/2020 at 00:03

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I just threw up 

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/27/2020 at 00:05

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If you bring the snacks, I’ll bring the drinks.

fhrblig > fhrblig 04/27/2020 at 00:08

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/27/2020 at 00:17

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Good. Now you have more room for Olive Joys.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 04/27/2020 at 00:18

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Longtime Lurker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/27/2020 at 00:30

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Eww...

                                                      ...coconut.

Jim Spanfeller > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/27/2020 at 00:45

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Eeeeewww... But at the same time, I would totally try it.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fhrblig 04/27/2020 at 01:29

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Sounds like beer to me.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/27/2020 at 01:32

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Love olives (and so does my son; I thought it’d be an acquired taste, but it’s clearly genetic as he’s obsessed with them and it occurs for generations on both sides, while I originally suspected it was acquired/learned because the family ate them more often when they were children), but they simply don’t go with chocolate or coconut.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/27/2020 at 04:04

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I can’t remember a time when I didn’t like olives, but pretty much everyone in my family loves olives. My grandmother always gave me the olives from her martinis when I was a kid, which means I ate a ton of gin-soaked olives from ages 4-12.

And yes, almost 40 years later my martini preference is dirty.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/27/2020 at 10:12

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That would go well with some: