Announcement: Former Jalopnik Authors

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/16/2020 at 18:34 • Filed to: Oppositelock

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In the current simulation that we live in,  I know that you’re out there lurking. (You creeps). You may now write for other publications, be freelancers, or just screaming into the void, but just so you know, you always have a home hear on Oppo. Just so you are aware, this is your mother fucking invitation, the only one that you’ll ever need.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2020 at 18:43

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They have a home, but we still have separate shelves in the cabinets. .

Don’t use more than your shelf.

Poor_Sh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2020 at 18:45

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\m/ LAMB OF GO D

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 04/16/2020 at 19:36

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Fine, but do not ask me to room with Ballaban. That  transit van adventure showed how he keeps space. 

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2020 at 20:41

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\m/

Thomas Donohue > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2020 at 21:30

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Hear, hear.  (here)