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04/10/2020 at 14:40 • Filed to: None

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My brother is a fart enthusiast. He now has more time on his hands, so he installed a counter app on his phone (kinda like how bouncers have a mechanical clicker cou nting people in a bar) and tracked his farts.

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Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Textured Soy Protein
04/10/2020 at 15:00

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Pictured: your brother farting in the background


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/10/2020 at 15:06

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Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein
04/10/2020 at 15:26

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I like it as a reminder that every man is still a 12-year old boy inside, there are just degrees of how freely we embrace it (or not).


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Textured Soy Protein
04/10/2020 at 15:46

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I would theorize that farts come at a higher rate while sleeping.