"CB" (jrcb) 03/16/2020 at 14:36 • Filed to: Ghostride the Blip

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A discussion in the office has lead us to the conclusion that, since shaking hands is pretty much banned now, the proper way to great people now is with finger guns.

user314 > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:39

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:42

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I came to this exact thought last night.

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 14:43

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You seem like the kind of guy we'd like to hire.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:44

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Tekamul > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:48

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I already do this. Into every damn room.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:49

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Alternatively....You could burn down the office. Just saying, there are options.

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:51

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CB > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/16/2020 at 14:53

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We have two offices and we don't get a break in this.

user314 > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/16/2020 at 14:55

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Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > CB 03/16/2020 at 14:56

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nerd_racing > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 03/16/2020 at 14:57

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I also did this... we don’t talk about this...

atfsgeoff > CB 03/16/2020 at 15:00

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I like to do the classic double finger snap > finger point gesture

functionoverfashion > CB 03/16/2020 at 15:08

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As long as you wink with a slight turn of your head at the same time, and include a little “click” noise from the side of your mouth.

My 5-year old daughter does this, and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. 

ttyymmnn > CB 03/16/2020 at 15:13

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Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > CB 03/16/2020 at 15:14

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“Live long and prosper” doesn’t work well with finger guns. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/16/2020 at 15:14

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 03/16/2020 at 15:15

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What about solemn open-palm-forward British army salutes?

Obviously that would be better with a pith helmet, now I think about it.

*amazons “pith helmet”*

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/16/2020 at 15:29

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We already do that.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/16/2020 at 15:31

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Just think of it as double barreled finger guns, pointing upwards.

The Ghost of Oppo > CB 03/16/2020 at 15:50

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I’ve been demanding everyone bow to me, but not because of corona, I just feel like I deserve it.  

Chariotoflove > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/16/2020 at 16:56

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I actually do this on a regular basis.

Chariotoflove > CB 03/16/2020 at 16:58

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I can’t remember which layer of Dante’s hell that is, but I think it’s pretty low.

Nom De Plume > Tekamul 03/16/2020 at 18:03

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That poor child.  

Longtime Lurker > CB 03/16/2020 at 21:38

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Certainly better than the middle fingers flying around my work last week, and the nazi salute I was given this morning. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB 03/16/2020 at 21:58

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Surely, this would work too?