Incoming!!!

"gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy) 03/13/2020 at 00:18 • Filed to: None

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How many babies will be born in nine months or so?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gettingoldercarguy 03/13/2020 at 00:30

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fuck if i know...but im going to make it my lifes mission to play this song to each and every one of them.... soon as they are old enough to speak english

im also gonna put my savings into buying stocks for whoevers making anti depressants

Wacko > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/13/2020 at 00:41

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Should of invested in toilet paper companies

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Wacko 03/13/2020 at 00:45

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i feel anti depresants will have more staying power

but you do have a point... i need to get better at predicting what the idiots will do next... somehow they have plenty money...and i dont...this needs fixing

Wheelerguy > gettingoldercarguy 03/13/2020 at 01:21

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Fuck.

I’m 22. Am I gonna call these kids “bronze n00bs” by the time I’m the same age as boomers? Am I gonna be the very thing I swore to destroy?

Fuck.

I fucking hate that prospect.

CB > gettingoldercarguy 03/13/2020 at 01:41

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Won't be the first accidents from Corona.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > gettingoldercarguy 03/13/2020 at 05:04

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So is this going to be the naming event for the generation after the M illennials?

The C oronials? The Co ronaries ? The P andemials?

functionoverfashion > gettingoldercarguy 03/13/2020 at 08:42

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But what witchcraft did they use to get all those kids to sit like that for a picture? Other than photoshop... 

Urambo Tauro > gettingoldercarguy 03/13/2020 at 08:49

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The “ok boomer” generation mak ing its own baby boom... oh the irony