Hand Jive = Real Ultimate Power

"Jason Spears" (shadestalker) 03/10/2020 at 12:56 • Filed to: shitpost

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First, hand jive. Then you get to this .

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Jason Spears 03/10/2020 at 13:04

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TIL Grease was really a superhero movie.  

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jason Spears 03/10/2020 at 13:35

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nerd_racing > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/10/2020 at 13:49

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Blubberbutt Thundermun ch here.

Obligatory:

Aremmes > Jason Spears 03/10/2020 at 14:11

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Sorry, but ninjas are the Real Ultimate Power .

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Cash Rewards > nerd_racing 03/10/2020 at 14:20

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“where were you on the night of Chanukah" is pure gold

ttyymmnn > Jason Spears 03/10/2020 at 14:22

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just-a-scratch > Jason Spears 03/10/2020 at 15:16

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Thanks for the reminder of real ultimate power . I hadn’t thought of that in a while.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/10/2020 at 16:06

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They call me Billiardball Chunkybap LMFAO

facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/10/2020 at 19:20

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Brokenbrick Humperdinck? I’m not sure I like it, but that’s life...

facw > Aremmes 03/10/2020 at 19:21

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Ninjas are mammals. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/10/2020 at 19:48

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Backitup Cumberfinch

nerd_racing > Cash Rewards 03/11/2020 at 07:17

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“We have you on video gyrating less than 1 millimeter from the security camera”

I watched a few other celebrity mad- libs and Cumberbatch definitely is the best.