These are the parking lot of my hotel.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/26/2020 at 10:09 • Filed to: None

Is this a Canadian thing?

DISCUSSION (52)

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:13

I think they connect a pump directly to the drum and place it next to the waffle maker.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
02/26/2020 at 10:16

Makes sense.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:17

I can’t even imagine stirring a vat of Nutella that big after it partially separates. Top half is like oil, bottom half is concrete.

jimz > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:19

are they hosting a wedding? IIRC in Canada the groom dips his arms in a vat of it which the bride then scrapes off , as is tradition.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > For Sweden
02/26/2020 at 10:19

“What kind of spreads do you have on draught?”

nafsucof > Ash78, voting early and often
02/26/2020 at 10:22

does nutella separate?

bob and john > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:23

fuck, who left the secret out?

Sorry Calzone, you either become a Canadian now, or we have to kill you. Take your pick

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > For Sweden
02/26/2020 at 10:25

That’s hilarious. And, let me tell you.... you DON’T want to follow the pipe hooked up to the syrup dispenser

Ash78, voting early and often > nafsucof
02/26/2020 at 10:27

Horribly, but you never notice until the bottom half of the jar. That stuff will be like dry, crumbly chocolate chunks.

Just buy the smaller containers and keep them stirred every time you use them.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > jimz
02/26/2020 at 10:27

After the ceremonial toast to Tim Horton...

Ssfancyfresh > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:28

I find the quotations around Standard Quality unsettling.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:28

Sadly, it’s making Nutella all that much less appetizing right at the moment...

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often
02/26/2020 at 10:30

Need one of these

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > jimz
02/26/2020 at 10:31

This makes sense

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:34

mmm, paste

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:35

If they keep the standard quality in the parking lot, where do they put the really good stuff?

jimz > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
02/26/2020 at 10:36

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > bob and john
02/26/2020 at 10:36

Ya’ll are pretty bad at keeping secrets. I mean they’re right out in the open in a hotel parking lot.

jimz > Ash78, voting early and often
02/26/2020 at 10:36

tahini is like that too.

CalzoneGolem > Ssfancyfresh
02/26/2020 at 10:37

That doesn’t help.

CalzoneGolem > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
02/26/2020 at 10:38

I’m not a fan in general but it’s pretty good on crackers.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/26/2020 at 10:38

I always knew you were a paste eater.

bob and john > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:38

Exactly, someones head will be on a platter for this

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove
02/26/2020 at 10:39

I think they cluster around maple trees.

CalzoneGolem > bob and john
02/26/2020 at 10:40

I guess I’ll convert to Canadian then. I’m not a huge fan of hockey though so that might be a problem.

Ash78, voting early and often > jimz
02/26/2020 at 10:53

You mean “Flavor Sauce”?

#simpsons

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:54

then it’s off to the cooler with you!! (don’t worry you can still vote in prison)

jimz > Ash78, voting early and often
02/26/2020 at 10:54

yes, it’s good on “crunch patties.”

Ash78, voting early and often > jimz
02/26/2020 at 10:54

That’s our chef, “Christopher”!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 10:57

I’m a furniture.

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
02/26/2020 at 10:59

Wait ... I can learn to lo ve it!!

bob and john > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 11:03

(between us chickens, I dont watch hoc key, football, or any sports so)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 11:04

Jebuz that would be hefty fine in the US. The drums are probably filled with drill cuttings but labeled as food.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/26/2020 at 11:12

I’ve seen lots of things that wouldn’t fly in the US like the bathroom here at the office doesn’t have wheelchair accessibility .

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > bob and john
02/26/2020 at 11:13

Tim Horton is going to haunt the shit out of you now

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > jimz
02/26/2020 at 11:13

Blame Canada!

jimz > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
02/26/2020 at 11:14

the syrup dispenser is over by the Labatt fountain, right?

bob and john > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
02/26/2020 at 11:14

he has to catch me first.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 11:15

Kinja'd!!!

jimz > CalzoneGolem
02/26/2020 at 11:16

I sentence you to one Kronwalling.

Kinja'd!!!

ranwhenparked > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/26/2020 at 11:20

Well, you can’t be fined if you don’t get caught

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > jimz
02/26/2020 at 11:27

Yeah, I’m FAR more likely to believe that the sugary goo comes as a by-product of brewing Labatt’s Blueys than from drilling a hole in a tree in the forest.

Seems like “one of those tales” they tell the City Folk who come out to spend $350 a night to stay in an “authentic B&B” experience with no running water and a long walk to an outhouse...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ranwhenparked
02/26/2020 at 11:40

TBH nobody knows about these rules and they are never enforced.