What happens when you call her by the wrong name

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 02/21/2020 at 04:23 • Filed to: None

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Sorry, Siri.

At least I didn’t call her Alexa or Cortana...

facw > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 02/21/2020 at 04:47

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I don’t know, Alexa and Cortana both officially identify as female, while Google Assistant is officially gender-less (despite having a female-sounding voice).

Setting that aside, what’s really important is that you didn’t call her Bixby .

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 02/21/2020 at 04:58

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hey google.....blue waffle!

me hungry

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > facw 02/21/2020 at 05:34

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facw > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 02/21/2020 at 06:53

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Yeah, she says that, but you are now probably going to be first against the wall when the machines take over.

nerd_racing > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/21/2020 at 07:32

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BARF!!! My old roommate once convinced young and naive nerd_racing to google that. Forever scarred. It was right after I bought myself a nice new flip Belgian waffle maker too.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 02/21/2020 at 10:23

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Why's Siri so bitchy? Google just wants to be friends.

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/21/2020 at 11:24

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It’s interesting the choices that have been made for their personalities.

At three years old, this is super dated, but still neat to see, and to think about how they should act: We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Would be interested to see an updated test. I suppose I now have access to all of them so I could do it myself, but I don’t want the AIs to flag me as a jerk.