I think I would get fired for this

"412GTI" (sixspeedab) 02/14/2020 at 10:15 • Filed to: Valentine's Day

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Something tells me my boss wouldn’t approve of posting these CDJR Valentine’s. However, Fred Martin Superstore thought it was alright in 2014, so um good on them?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 10:30

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Hey I grew up near there. I remember him having a really annoying voice in radio ads. 

Chariotoflove > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 10:32

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Your boss might not Star it, but I will. 

DipodomysDeserti > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 10:40

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These cards go well with all the Real Tree camo and “don’t shoot me” orange apparel that every Dodge/Chrysler parts department is filled with.  

412GTI > DipodomysDeserti 02/14/2020 at 10:43

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Hey that’s half our customer base! They can either barely finance a Renegade or pay for a dually in cash. 

Discerning > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 11:04

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Stay classy, Dodge. Stay classy

gin-san - shitpost specialist > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 11:33

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WANNA LET ME CUMMINS YOU?

WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON A BIG HORN?

WANNA POLISH MY LONG HORN?

DipodomysDeserti > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 11:52

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Spot on.

412GTI > gin-san - shitpost specialist 02/14/2020 at 12:30

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WIN WIN WIN

Fuck it those need made! 

Kiltedpadre > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 12:49

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It could’ve been much worse. They could have featured the Cummins, gone vintage with the Dodge Dart swinger, or heaven forbid referenced anything with the scat pack.

412GTI > Kiltedpadre 02/14/2020 at 13:03

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I’m partial to Stow ‘n Go references ;) 

Kiltedpadre > 412GTI 02/14/2020 at 13:08

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That’s so perfect that I’m ashamed I missed it.