![]() 11/12/2020 at 09:59 • Filed to: Opporeviews, shitposting | ![]() | ![]() |
...in video form:
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Baltimore: Come for the crab, stay because you got murdered
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I lived in Baltimore for four years and I wasn’t murdered once! I did have a Dremel and some spare change stolen out of my car, which apparently I forgot to lock (possibly for the best, two of my friends had windows broken, and a third had his window broken, and they ripped his whole dash off to get access to his aftermarket head unit).
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Sounds like a lovely place to live
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My parents are living there now, and they haven’t been murdered yet either!
![]() 11/12/2020 at 10:19 |
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Charm City Yo
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That was always my joke when I was doing
“Charm City Liquor”
“Charm City Plasma Depot
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“Charm City Self-Defense”
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“Charm City Trauma Center”
![]() 11/12/2020 at 11:01 |
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I prefer “The City Th a t Reads”
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And look at the bright side: they could be living in Dundalk!
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This made me laugh
![]() 11/13/2020 at 07:23 |
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Nine-time Challenge Pissing World Champion, checking in.