![]() 11/10/2020 at 18:00 • Filed to: shitpost, Batman's contingency plans for the Justice League, Justice League: Doom, DCAU, Oppositelock | ![]() | ![]() |
Maybe it’s just the anxiety talking, but I fear that we may need to resort to extreme measures. To save Oppo.
To save us all.
So I figured we need some inspiration from someone that knows every tactical advantages.
So here ’s Batman reviewing his contingency plans for the Justice League incase they go rogue.
Obviously, we don’t have to be as extreme as The Great Detective.
Unless we have to.
![]() 11/10/2020 at 18:23 |
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Let’s start our own oppo, with blackjack and hookers!
opposite-lock.com
![]() 11/10/2020 at 18:49 |
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Forget the oppo and the blackjack!
![]() 11/10/2020 at 19:02 |
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![]() 11/10/2020 at 19:07 |
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Contingency plan to solve most Oppos:
- Put a rusty shitbox in a parking lot
- Hit it with a railgun once the Oppos gather near it
Or are we talking about a different extreme approach?
![]() 11/10/2020 at 19:15 |
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It’s almost exactly what I was thinking. Almost.
Swap out “Oppos” for “S easonings ”
![]() 11/10/2020 at 20:40 |
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I’d have thought a Zoom meeting would do the trick...
![]() 11/10/2020 at 20:47 |
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we should really all leave a nice goodbye post to the people killing us off.....
![]() 11/10/2020 at 20:56 |
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Who's going to be the one in their underwear, or the one with a vibe under the table, or the kids constantly interupting, or all of the above, on the Zoom?
![]() 11/10/2020 at 20:57 |
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A shit emoji with herbs sprinkled in?
![]() 11/10/2020 at 21:10 |
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yea, a couple hundred final posts of that should be fine
![]() 11/10/2020 at 21:15 |
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It might be more truthful to phrase the question in a more 'Who isn't..' kind of way...
![]() 11/10/2020 at 21:47 |
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Where is G/O headquarters? I’m guessing we could drop a few j alopies on block on their front porch...
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![]() 11/10/2020 at 22:04 |
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I like where this is heading...
![]() 11/10/2020 at 22:24 |
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27th floor, great. All we need to do is block the elevators.
![]() 11/10/2020 at 22:26 |
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You forgot the for sale sign with a low price. Really any thrashed $500 econobox would be enough.
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Oppositelock neutralization plan #135
Strategic deployment of cheap broken cars including but not limited to Toyota Tercels and VW Golfs. This will trap an Oppo at home for the foreseeable future.
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Is there an equivalent to a burning bag of poop for the Kinja people's doorstep?