Help...please help

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 11/08/2020 at 21:43 • Filed to: shitpost

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I haven’t functioned well in the past 2 hours. Been stuck on my couch.

...I think it was because I accidentally scrolled through the channels and landed on USA Network, which is running a Law & Order: SVU marathon...

...please send help

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 21:53

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I’m watching the Long Way Up

Nick Has an Exocet > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 21:54

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCak2lX4Zb4

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 21:58

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I can't. I'm currently stuck on the toilet because I put too much spicy in my jambalaya

smobgirl > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:01

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Wait until I turn on HGTV.

Shelly wouldn’t sleep last night ( on my latest work trip) and I am wiped out. She, on the other hand, snoozed the whole 500 miles home.

PS9 > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:03

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Sorry but I'm not going down that hole again. You will be missed. 

Love-the-wagon > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:08

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Thank you very much for the laugh. I hope you are able to break away from the TV trap .

boredalways > PS9 11/08/2020 at 22:10

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Just remember that I was an asshole, but one of the good ones, yes?

boredalways > Nick Has an Exocet 11/08/2020 at 22:12

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Noooo, I was hoping it was Spongebob.

(I do like Everyday Driver)

Just Jeepin' > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:14

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I’m sending help by resharing some of my classic posts. Best I can do.

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/08/2020 at 22:15

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I hope it's not too painful.  Pretty sure modern medicine hasn't perfected anus transplants

boredalways > smobgirl 11/08/2020 at 22:16

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HGTV would cause me to go into a rage AND I AIN'T GOING BACK TO THE FUNNY FARM!!!

boredalways > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 11/08/2020 at 22:19

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I don’t have AppleTV + because this is an Android household

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 11/08/2020 at 22:25

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I’m so upset about that only being on apple tv. My Sony/Google/Android stuff can't get apple tv.

boredalways > Just Jeepin' 11/08/2020 at 22:26

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Oh no you don't!  Do you realize the hours and days and months that I spent trying to bring you back from the brink?!?!?!  It was a lot of blood and sweat spilled to find an acceptable Jeep and I wasn't the only one!!!!

Just Jeepin' > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:27

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Wait, are you complaining that I’m not putting enough effort into this, or that it’s just going to keep you up later? #confuse

boredalways > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 11/08/2020 at 22:28

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( That’s why we have access to VPN and sideloading apps to get around these issues )

boredalways > Just Jeepin' 11/08/2020 at 22:30

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Neither. I have a twisted sense of humor

You are fine just as you are, JJ!!!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 11/08/2020 at 22:31

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Well I lived overseas so long and I could never get anything so I just use torrents with a VPN.. Everyone has their own damn pay channels, I can’t go all that, sorry but I wouldn’t pay anyway so here we are. I just have internet and I get everything I want to watch, I started watching a lot of UK and Aussie/NZ shows before and that is a bitch to get too. And fuck Apple, I used to work on their shows, they are the worst bunch of assholes I ever worked for. Never again! 

Just Jeepin' > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:31

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That much I knew. (Well, both statements.)

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/08/2020 at 22:34

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This is the kind of info we do not need to be....privy.....to.

Chariotoflove > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:36

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I was watching the ND game with my wife, and they advertised the new season of SVU. It’s still running!? Wow.

We used to watch the nightly USA runs of original L&O. I can relate. 

wafflesnfalafel > boredalways 11/08/2020 at 22:37

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200cc’s of vodka, stat!

You know, I find just sitting in my car, rather than the couch, can be helpful, (not joking...)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 11/08/2020 at 22:46

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On the contrary, I think it’s at least number two on the list of things you need to know.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/08/2020 at 23:40

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Well....thanks for keeping me in the loo-p, I guess.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways 11/09/2020 at 00:31

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I think I watched 6 episodes of Star Trek today, maybe more.

pip bip - choose Corrour > boredalways 11/09/2020 at 06:37

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gotta love Law & order.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > boredalways 11/09/2020 at 12:03

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That is beyond my level of motivation and skill level. I could learn how, but I just don't care enough to even read the first sentence of a how-to.

boredalways > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 11/09/2020 at 13:28

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What, on installing a VPN?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > boredalways 11/09/2020 at 18:17

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Yup. And "sideloading apps". I am not computer savvy unless we're talking car electronics. Outside of that, I never cared to learn because it bores me to sleep. Never done it. Never felt the need. 

boredalways > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 11/09/2020 at 18:52

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Understood, but do know that versions of these apps are already available on the official Google Play Store.