How Would You Configure Your Bell 412?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 11/05/2020 at 13:38 • Filed to: Build, Configurator, Bell 412, Bell, Bell Helicopter, Helicopter, Aviation, Planelopnik, Textron

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Build yours here: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Milky > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:43

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3 options of only  RV graphics. #cool

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:44

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Shag carpeting, bubbledomes, tailfins. 

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:48

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Can I order one of these?

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:48

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My bird IS the word > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:49

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Like a vietnam era huey. Because thats what it looks like.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 11/05/2020 at 13:49

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I know a guy who knows a guy

For Sweden > My bird IS the word 11/05/2020 at 13:50

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It looks like that because it is that

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:53

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configure? like, to buy? I’m more of a renter

A Boy and His Longtail > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:55

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I spent a solid two minutes and settled on this

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:57

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Easy, two giant speakers on either side, 1 tape deck and 1 tape with “Flight of the  Valkyries ” in it. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:58

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Bellicopter

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:59

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It’s harder than one would predict to nail the “noxious ‘70s color scheme oh gawd” recipe.

Gold metallic and red on yellow. Yas.

A Boy and His Longtail > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 13:59

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Now the question is how much do I have to pay for the speaker system that plays Fortunate Son on repeat?

SiennaMan > ttyymmnn 11/05/2020 at 14:00

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 That was my first question,  I didn't see the selection for the gun points in the configuror..

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:00

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 11/05/2020 at 14:06

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Did you just suggest we start a helo coachbuilder for people with bad taste? I think you did.

3point8isgreat > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:06

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Tried to go for a British racing green scheme. 

CB > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:07

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No BRG? Lame.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:08

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Put a spotlight or 2 on the front.  This paint scheme and LED light combo is gonna be my personal BRAND

My bird IS the word > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:09

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Nice. If i was in the market for a helicopter, I would buy one just for that reason

user314 > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:22

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I don’t think all these options are available though.

user314 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 11/05/2020 at 14:25

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:30

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Like this

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > user314 11/05/2020 at 14:31

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Nom De Plume > MonkeePuzzle 11/05/2020 at 14:35

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Surprisingly this was the only realistically intelligent comment.  Did you know almost everyone rents besides oil companies?

Nom De Plume > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/05/2020 at 14:39

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Nearly e xceeded  the limits of acceptable taste on Oppo with that comment.

stiggums > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:43

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Need Baloo & Kit from TaleS pin on the nose

PartyPooper2012 > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 14:46

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Forest green military outfit and some mirror aviators. Big ass cigar.

Big ass Ammo cans in the back... inside ammo cans ice and beer. 

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 11/05/2020 at 14:51

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seems to be money in bad taste.

Future next gen S2000 owner > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 15:02

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I see no missile option. The configurate is broken. I NEED TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nom De Plume 11/05/2020 at 15:05

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What can I say, I ’m edgy

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 15:05

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If Im gonna have a Bell aircraft, its gonna be this one! Oorah!

atfsgeoff > ttyymmnn 11/05/2020 at 16:29

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No but if you keep your eyes peeled, there are a few on the private market that go up for sale from time to time

https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2009/10/21/ge-m134-mini-gun-fully-transferable/

They go for north of $200k when they do pop up

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 17:02

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You have good taste, my friend.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 17:15

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I work for Sikorsky, so it’s gotta be a Hawk for me. Besides, they’re faster than the 41 2. Zooom. 

#speedisking

ClassicDatsunDebate > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 17:16

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As long as it has EGPWS, the rest is gravy.

For Sweden > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 11/05/2020 at 17:19

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Igor’s Russian PsyOp, yes.

SmugAardvark > For Sweden 11/05/2020 at 19:47

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What, no ejector seat option?

MonkeePuzzle > Nom De Plume 11/05/2020 at 23:21

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and the CIA

but maybe those  are one in the same sometimes

RangerSmith > ttyymmnn 11/05/2020 at 23:49

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Think of all the Texas hogs that could be shot with an actual door gun!