What's it like living in Montana?

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 10/26/2020 at 16:45 • Filed to: shitpost

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This is 100% accurate, right down to the number of Hamms beers it takes to drive up the north fork.

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Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 16:50

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Been a while since I’ve had a Hamm’s, but I never understood why the hell anyone would drop the pull tab into their beer. Can’t imagine it would improve the taste enough to make the choking hazard worthwhile.

I guess I couldn’t handle living in Montana.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 16:52

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Well my dad has at least two rifles in the truck, he does live in the Bear Tooth Mountains, wonder why they called them that... 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 10/26/2020 at 16:52

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Pull tab ads texture. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 10/26/2020 at 16:54

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No idea why they call them the bear tooths, maybe it’s because of all the bears? I’ve never seen so many griz than I have in that part of the state, and I live 30 miles from Glacier Park.

Tripper > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 16:56

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Hahaha. I have always said that I would move to Montana...which is weird because I have never been there. I just like nature and heard the roads are good.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 16:57

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There is a creek about fifty feet from the back of the property and there are dinner plate sized tracks around sometimes. There is an 8 foot fence around the main yard and house. I think they look like teeth too.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 17:00

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I think you mean mouthfeel .

As in, it feels like I just cut the hell out of my mouth .

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 17:03

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So, if I move there, my dick will get huge? Or can I just drink a bunch of Hamms instead.

Also, where do I get Hamms?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 10/26/2020 at 17:06

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You are coming from Texas, we have a lot of Texas im po rts this year. Dick size if proportional to how many griz you wrestle. More griz you wrestle the bigger dick gets.

Hamms is regional, it’s terrible. You aren’t missing much.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 17:11

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G rizzlies sounds dangerous. Can I sneak into the koala exhibit at the zoo instead? Is that good for a few mm at least?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 10/26/2020 at 17:15

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Koala’s are nasty, they are going to mess you up. 

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 17:22

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Truth.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 10/26/2020 at 17:24

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Fall colors, kinda missed that this year. It went from summer to winter in 2 days.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 17:27

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Yeah it was hot here a couple days ago and now I am wearing sweats in the house with socks. 

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 17:56

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I’ve snuggled with a l ion (cub) before, wonder what snuggling with a bear would be like?

Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 18:09

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If I m ove to Montana, how much does it cost to hire a bear for my Jeep? Is that by the day or the hour, and who is responsible for any maulings?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin' 10/26/2020 at 18:18

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Hire? In Montana bear hires you. 

Snuze: Needs another Swede > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 10/26/2020 at 19:24

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“At least two”

This made me chuckle... then I read further and saw the descriptions about the stream and 8 foot high fence.  Now I’m hoping he has 3, and they are all 300 Win Mag or greater.  

Longtime Lurker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/26/2020 at 20:19

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Ubear

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Snuze: Needs another Swede 10/26/2020 at 21:22

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At the house there is a walk in closet full of guns, no problem there!