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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/24/2020 at 17:33 • Filed to: None

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:36

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Oh fuck dude, that’s awful. You physically okay?

ClassicDatsunDebate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:38

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God damn it

MM54 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:41

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You okay?

Having been in your position, it sucks for sure. On the bright side, if there is one to be found, it should be pretty readily repairable. That looks very similar to when a guy in a Solara hit my old crown vic, but he went about 2 feet further into my car.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:42

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Bad sebring. Very bad sebring. 

Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:43

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Shit. Are you ok though?

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:47

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Doing ok?

Hate to say it but it looks like the Camaro won, even if it did leave on a flatbed.

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:49

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I’m surprised by the amount of people without masks... doesn’t seem like 2020. 

Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:50

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Shit, that sucks. I hope you're ok. I hope he's insured. I hope his insurance doesn't suck. I hope the car's fixable

Goggles Pizzano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:51

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H aving a beer yet?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 10/24/2020 at 17:53

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Yeah, no injuries

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Goggles Pizzano 10/24/2020 at 17:54

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yeeeeeeeeup

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 10/24/2020 at 17:54

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Is there a good kind?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:56

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Dang, that’s tough. And of course it was a Solar. I am guessing that you took a right and didn’t speed up enough for the other driver’s liking. I hope insurance pulls through and in your favor.

Yoy okay? Might want to consider a chiropractor visit just to be safe. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:56

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camrymerodent!

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:57

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Shitty; sorry, looks like you are injury free from other posts. Hope it gets taken care of as  easily as it can.

Longtime Lurker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:57

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Oh no!

dogisbadob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 17:59

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glad you’re ok

DasWauto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:00

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:<

Hopefully the damage is limited to the bumper cover and the crash bar underneath.

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 18:01

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He’s in Sweden.

Moltenburn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:01

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A friggen Sebring?!? Why do the biggest pieces of shit always ruin the nicest cars?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:03

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Fucking hell. Sebring......

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 10/24/2020 at 18:03

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Those crazy swedes... 

ST80MND > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/24/2020 at 18:05

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The track.

ST80MND > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:06

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Pouring one out for you bud, that hurts.

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 18:06

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That can be said for more than a few parts of Murka.

fintail > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:07

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Glad you’re OK, maybe just drive it as-is, adds character, and will scare off tailgaters.

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 18:08

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Kicking the shit out of the US, Mexico and Spain on covid deaths, those mask-less nordic bastards.

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 10/24/2020 at 18:10

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I haven't followed what Sweden has done... I guess they have a sophisticated contact tracing scheme of sorts. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DasWauto 10/24/2020 at 18:12

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It’s structural as the deck lid was also cocked

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spaceball-Two 10/24/2020 at 18:12

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Physically, yes

onlytwowheels > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:12

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Glad you’re ok. Hopefully it will be fixed like new very soon.

phenotyp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:17

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Aw, fuckin hell, dude. 

feather-throttle-not-hair > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:21

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Fuck man. Glad you’re okay, but arrrrgg!!! So frustrating!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 18:21

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No. No they don’t...they have relied  largely on the reserved Swedish culture.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 18:22

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Covid is free in the USA so why not suck it up?

/s

TheDutchTexan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:23

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All the Sebrings I ever see are driven by people who just wanted a convertible at all costs. Zero redeemable value those things. But I bet there are a few enthusiasts, and to those people I say more power to you! Can’t knock someone who loves their car.

This though... No love... Probably a phone involved too as most of those crashes. They are the most easily avoidable.

Glad you are OK physically. The mental scar will heal over time.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:23

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On the upside, one less Sebring. Glad to hear you are okay too.

MoCamino > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/24/2020 at 18:25

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Sure.  The kind that doesn’t belong to you and hasn’t impacted your car.  

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:32

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Oh man, that sucks so much!!!

Other driver not paying attention? :(

DasWauto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:34

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Double fuck. Death to all Sebring convertibles. 

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:37

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Oh man, that sucks so bad. I’m glad you’re ok though. Hope the other driver at least has good insurance.

RacinBob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:40

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You never know, maybe it was fate saving you from the pickup truck that ran the stoplight one intersection further down the roa d. See, now don’t you feel a little better?

We were once towing back home from Road America on a Sunday morning and just 5 seconds up the road a large pickup truck went flying across intersection from a side road. Thought we dodged a bullet on that one. Maybe you did two.....

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 18:45

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uuuuuuck!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 18:47

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Welcome to a place where people have brains

S65 > DasWauto 10/24/2020 at 19:02

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well the sebring is worth fuck all so it might be headed for scrap after this 

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:21

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2020 Strikes Again! Glad you’re physically okay, what a bummer. :( 

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:26

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That's no bueno.  Condolences.

Azrek > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:38

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Glad to hear you are ok.

I watched a Hyundai Genesis try and parallel park. Curbed the wheel and blew his tire out. Poor bastard....

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:41

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Ban Sebrings

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat 10/24/2020 at 19:42

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Nope. Much less sophistacted than Arizona, that’s for sure.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN24L28P

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:50

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Glad you’re okay at least... saw your Instagram post before the Oppo one.

Go get checked out for a concussion, even if you feel fine.

Did airbags go off? Even with a crooked deck lid, the damage may not be structural. They’re meant to crumple.

Unrelated, I saw a maroon Sebring convertible this morning. Alarm went off when the door was opened, they started the car and drove off and the alarm just... kept beeping.

Fucking Sebrings. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:50

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ouch

let me guess, other driver was distracted?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 10/24/2020 at 19:56

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I didn’t even feel the crash, sounded like it came from a few cars behind me, my car didn’t even move, brembo’s are amazing btw.  The right side exhaust was also scraping the ground with the deck lid skewed.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 19:58

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Yeeeesh. Not great...

CompactLuxuryFan > TheDutchTexan 10/24/2020 at 20:11

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This guy:  https://jalopnik.com/a-man-bought-seven-cars-for-a-total-of-1-915-but-his-h-1844530785

CompactLuxuryFan > Moltenburn 10/24/2020 at 20:12

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Seriously! Somebody should do a study. 90% of rearendings are committed by shitboxes

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 20:17

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Thats not gonna buff out...

Dude, Im sorry. I’m glad you’re okay. But f uck that Seabring though. Ugh.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 20:32

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Ooh fuck....glad that you are OK. Hopefully the Camaro is ok as well...

for Michigan > DipodomysDeserti 10/24/2020 at 21:24

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Well Kentucky, so basically.

Taylor Martin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 21:25

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That’s a real bummer way to end the day. Hope it’s mendable, or affordable.

Grad you’re ok. Burn the Sebring.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 22:01

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Sorry about the car.

On the plus side:
- You’re okay, which in the end, nothing else really matters.
- The Sebring driver’s insur an ce company is not in a good position right now. Go at your pace and make sure every th ing for you and your car are covered.

ranwhenparked > TheDutchTexan 10/24/2020 at 22:35

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Basically, the same market served by the OpelVauxhallBuickHolden Cascada. “ Look, it has 2 doors and the top goes down, that means its sporty! But, I don’t actually put the top down, because that would mess up my permanent.”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 22:50

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Ugh... Glad you’re okay. Hope insurance makes it right. 

Dr_Watson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/24/2020 at 23:29

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Ooof that sucks. Could be worse. It could have been a full size pickup.

This actually totaled the car.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2020 at 00:28

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Noooooo!!!!

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2020 at 00:41

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Yikes dude, hope you’re okay.

Hope it’s not another one of those “social media and drive”-ers that’s are all too common these days.