(WARNING : SHITPOSTING) - ENTHUSIASTS !

Kinja'd!!! "Darkbrador" (darkbrador)
10/16/2020 at 14:31 • Filed to: None

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This vibrant and fun community of motorsports enthusiasts* is near me. I thought I’d share with ya’ll.

(* a place for old white men who possess two main characteristics : one is more money than taste, and the second is they happen to like cars)

 

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Exhibit I : Uh … I vomitted a little bit.

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  Exhibit II : I think this guy never ever works on his car. (edited) (edited) (edited) ...

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Exhibit III : Is this a garage or a gym ? A bar maybe ? And how many TVs do you need in your “garage” ?

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OK, I’m done. Still some really cool vehicles all around.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 14:45

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One of my many dreams is to buy a de- commissioned fire house. Live in the loft, ground level for cars and toys.

Will probably never happen, but I can dream.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
10/16/2020 at 14:48

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Im wondering about something similar but with a prefab shipping container building


Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
10/16/2020 at 14:49

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You ever thought of selling drugs?

https://www.masslive.com/news/2020/09/raided-former-firehouse-in-holyoke-held-trove-of-custom-bmws-more-than-4-million-in-cash-photos.html


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 14:50

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If I had the money, I would love something like that tho...the ability to look at your cars from tbe comfort of your living room? Heck ya!


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
10/16/2020 at 14:50

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Do n’t forget sliding down the pole ! 


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 14:50

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There’s one of those near me too... There was a time when I probably would’ve thought it was a cool idea but it just makes me cringe now

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Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > TheJWT
10/16/2020 at 14:53

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It kinda serves as a reminder of what not to become, when getting old. A form of anti-role model.

But hey, to each their own. 


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 14:56

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There’s nothing wrong with the last 2 there. Shit t he last one has a 2 post lift, so you can even lift while you lift, dawg.


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 14:56

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Yep, just good ol’, salt of the Earth, midwestern folks buying condos for their cars. /s


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 14:56

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Dear God some of these boomer so hard I can’t even.


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
10/16/2020 at 15:00

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Yeah, me too, but I also would use that money to find a place nowhere NEAR the sort of people who have this sort of place.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 15:03

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I’m trying to do picture number two but like on a normal guy budget. Same basic concept though. Two car garage lift in one bay, small loft in the extra space above bay #2. Depending on the height of the ceiling it may just be storage, if not there will be some sort of chilling accommodations


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2020 at 15:05

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The second one ? I think the only fluids ever spilled in this immaculate garage were neither oil nor gasoline ...


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 15:07

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*gets annoyed at placement of basket*

should have placed one on either end instead of where it is ...you’d have a pretty good size playing field instead of half of one


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/16/2020 at 15:11

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The “ caged” part is no t wide enough to accomodate a regulation-size 3-point zone. But again here it’s also too short to shoot out of the 3-point line straight ahead from the board.

Eh ... I should have added  a 3rd characteristic : more money than sense.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 15:11

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Because it was staged for pictures when brand new?


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/16/2020 at 15:14

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I’m at work I can’t post the illustration I had in mind ... 


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > UserNotFound
10/16/2020 at 15:18

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Haha, I wish I had that kinda money...


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > krustywantout
10/16/2020 at 15:20

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I read about that. Tempting but I have an aversion to prison.


Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
10/16/2020 at 15:50

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You have to make sacrifices for your dreams. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Darkbrador
10/16/2020 at 16:39

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The combo gym thing is kind cool but I’d want a bigger court. And I find the placement of the cars unreasonably inefficient with space. All of these are kinda tasteless really.

There is somebody on my street who has what these are supposed to be. It's a genuinely nice garage with four post lifts for max car storage and a TV lounge on the bottom floor so you can watch and admire the cars. Nice loft apartment above too. These are just so overdone they miss the point.