"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/12/2020 at 14:59 • Filed to: police blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/12/2020 at 14:59 • Filed to: police blotter | 3
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2:23 a.m. Runaway juveniles surfaced in a barn.
8:01 a.m. A man demanding to know why a woman was out of jail called the sheriff’s office “incompetent and worthless” when they refused to tell him.
8:14 a.m. A TV mysteriously turned on.
8:42 a.m. A woman identified several suspects who may have stolen tools from her truck.
9:59 a.m. Somebody was mad at the DMV.
11:24 a.m. A wedding gift was stolen.
12:04 p.m. A man thought bills were being stolen from his mailbox after seeing a suspicious Facebook post.
1:43 p.m. Naughty house cats set off a security alarm.
2:29 p.m. “A little old lady who lives out in the sticks” was sent a package full of money by a Kalispell resident.
4:30 p.m. A patio table was stolen.
4:50 p.m. An unwanted tapestry delivered from China was described as “a piece of junk.”
5:46 p.m. A man who had been drinking all day was advised not to drive.
6:34 p.m. A neighbor said “screw it, let’s go get the drugs” a little too loudly.
11:42 p.m. A truck hit a bear.
8:33 a.m. Unwanted mail was dumped in a yard.
12:28 p.m. Despite the presence of a no trespassing sign, people were trespassing.
12:33 p.m. Other people’s opened mail was found in a mailbox.
2:01 p.m. A mountain lion was hissing at someone.
2:10 p.m. A big guy with a beard was making a scene.
2:53 p.m. In what was probably a coincidence and not a long-foretold harbinger of a certain thing that could be triggered by a great pestilence and, you know, everything else, four horses were spotted together.
3:06 p.m. Another person called 911 about mail.
4:11 p.m. A labrador in Columbia Falls was “pooing” where it wasn’t supposed to.
5:11 p.m. Mail was stolen from a mailbox.
5:37 p.m. An unwelcome stranger with two big bags was sitting in a Kalispell resident’s front yard.
6:51 p.m. A stray headstone was discovered near a cemetery.
7:39 p.m. The occupants of a Subaru were chucking beer cans out the window.
8:50 p.m. A man believed the brakes on his truck had been tampered with.
9:04 p.m. The ongoing late-night construction next door was getting old.
9:09 p.m. An intoxicated woman was carrying a pumpkin.
11:32 p.m. “Weird activity” was reported.
facw
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:10 |
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12:04 p.m. A man thought bills were being stolen from his mailbox after seeing a suspicious Facebook post.
Has anyone checked in with Oddibe McDowell recently?
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:11 |
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2:53 p.m. In what was probably a coincidence and not a long-foretold harbinger of a certain thing that could be triggered by a great pestilence and, you know, everything else, four horses were spotted together.
I like a little whimsy in my police blotters.
Lots of mail related mischief reported today. Who on earth steals bills?
2:23 a.m. Runaway juveniles surfaced in a b arn.
Though I read that as kids coming up for air in a pool inside a barn the first time.
Chariotoflove
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:12 |
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11:32 p.m. “Weird activity” was reported.
Tl;Dr for this entire blotter.
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facw
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/12/2020 at 15:15 |
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When I was a kid, I totally wanted my parents to buy a house with a barn, and then build an indoor pool in the barn.
CB
> Chariotoflove
10/12/2020 at 15:16 |
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There is nothing more exciting/terrifying than a dispatcher going “okay, I have a weird one for you”.
ranwhenparked
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:16 |
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“12:04 p.m. A man thought bills were being stolen from his mailbox after seeing a suspicious Facebook post.”
What was that Facebook post, and why was it more compelling evidence than the missing bills themselves?
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> facw
10/12/2020 at 15:18 |
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Now that would be cool but also kind of a waste of a barn.
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> CB
10/12/2020 at 15:28 |
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9:09 p.m. An intoxicated woman was carrying a pumpkin.
I’d like to think this had something to do with it.
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CB
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/12/2020 at 15:29 |
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It’s a very safe bet.
For Sweden
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:29 |
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2:10 p.m. A big guy with a beard was making a scene.
Probably someone from Missoula arguing about craft beer
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/12/2020 at 15:30 |
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I found someone’s mail on the side of the road about 2 months ago, someone had gone through it, decided that the Harley neck gator was not for them and tossed it with a dozen cans of white claw.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> For Sweden
10/12/2020 at 15:34 |
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#mybeardmychoice
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> CB
10/12/2020 at 15:34 |
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Can’t have any drunks carrying pumps.
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For Sweden
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:36 |
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> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/12/2020 at 15:36 |
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Now how and why? My schizophrenic neighbor used to always accuse us of tempering with her mail/credit cards etc but I never once have heard of it happening to someone I know.