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Chestnuts falling onto dented cars
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Gaskets roasting on an open fire
(Yes I am a Subaru owner)
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Carbon caking the intake valves
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Clutches roasting over an open fire
Torque loss ripping at your shows (?)
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Old age crack in’ on your hose
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It’s still better than when it hits you driving a motorbike, happened to me when i was younger on a mopped, was going downhill at maybe 8 0kph and the cupule hit me through the pants, i had nice red do ts on my thigh for a few days .
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Truck nuts roasting over an open diff
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Squid boys grown to think they’re bros
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Diff cases getting hung up in a mire
And exhausts wrapped up like eskimos
Everybody knows toe-in and a drift missle
Helps to make the burnouts rip
Brake calipers with their disks aglow
Will find it hard to cool tonight
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DENTED CARS?!? GAH!
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I once entered a hotel lobby and saw a couple of chess champions bragging about past victories. They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...
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When it got there no one knows
At least that’s how it feels when I wake up to brand new dents. Also, we ought to write a car Christmas song.