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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 10/02/2020 at 23:11 • Filed to: None

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Get to feel like a pilot!

A free upgrade got me business class, but not business food. Granted, there wasn’t really any good use because the plane was empty.

Apparently, they request that one uses surgical masks, as opposed to reusable ones.

As a passenger, I think the A350 is not as good as the B787... But it does seem a bit wider than the A340 since it's nine abreast as opposed to eight abreast. 

The airport is deserted.

I also filled a paper saying I promise not to spread the bug.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Spanfeller is a twat 10/02/2020 at 23:25

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Where are you? I see Newfoundland on that map! You’re sortof vaguely kindof near my neck of the woods...or at least you were flying past it... :P

Spanfeller is a twat > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/02/2020 at 23:27

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Im in Madrid now, waiting for a five hour layover.

I had to make my own coffee in an automatic machine. Madness! 

Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat 10/02/2020 at 23:29

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Whenever I get bumped to first class, I get all the first class perks.

Spanfeller is a twat > Chariotoflove 10/02/2020 at 23:30

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Clearly Iberians still believe in the caste system.

Goggles Pizzano > Spanfeller is a twat 10/02/2020 at 23:30

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First time where you’re going ?

Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat 10/02/2020 at 23:33

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I think that’s a given. At least you’re not Basque then.

Spanfeller is a twat > Goggles Pizzano 10/02/2020 at 23:34

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Nope... Just having to go check on a family member

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 10/02/2020 at 23:48

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This is the best line of I've heard today.