Trump and Melania Test Positive for Covid

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
10/02/2020 at 01:18 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (62)

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:23

On the one hand, this isn’t something you’d wish on anyone

On the other hand, it’s hard to suppress a grin

On the gripping hand, whether it’s a mild, serious or fatal dose it’s hard to see this not having negative short term consequences for the US.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:24

All I can say is, I’m amazed it took this long.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:24

I'm rooting for Covid.

ttyymmnn > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
10/02/2020 at 01:27

President Pence?

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/02/2020 at 01:27

That made me laugh.

SmugAardvark > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:27

Regardless of how I feel about him, I don’t want to wish bad on him or his family. Best I can do is to say hopefully he survives, so he can lose the election.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:28

Don’t even...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:28

Here comes Pence!

smobgirl > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:29

I just hope Biden didn’t catch it from him.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:29

Although one has to wonder if his team’s not faking it to get out of the debates.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:30

How much damage could he do in three months?

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/02/2020 at 01:31

Or for him to announce he has it only to get better so he can look like even more of a mensch .

pip bip - choose Corrour > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:31

This is funny!

I know it’s rude, but I can’t help it

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/02/2020 at 01:31

He could be significantly more palatable to conservative voters who don’t want to vote for Trump.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > smobgirl
10/02/2020 at 01:32

Oh fuck. Now you’re harshing my buzz.

ttyymmnn > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/02/2020 at 01:33

“Irony” is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.

And if the word isn’t “irony,” it’s “karma.”

For Sweden > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:35

We will reach levels of posting never thought imaginable.

We will deserve the takes that seal our damnation

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:35

The most apt application of r/leopardsatemyface if ive ever seen one! Definitely not a good thing for stability and all that though. What a crazy crazy year this has been...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:37

That’s assuming the party nominates him. It would all be unprecedented, of course, but they don’t necessarily have to nominate the VP from the ticket if a candidate passes.

ttyymmnn > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
10/02/2020 at 01:38

r/leopardsatemyface

I’m not familiar with this reference.

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/02/2020 at 01:39

Is there anything in the last four years that has been precedented?

smobgirl > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 01:44

Has he been tested yet?

ttyymmnn > smobgirl
10/02/2020 at 01:47

Presumably, but I haven’t heard.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:03

And that orange turd will probably be asymptomatic. But are they lying? They do that. I am still hoping he dies on the toilet, but I’ll take anything.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:03

Its a meme, started from some tweet with the phrase “I never thought leopards would eat MY face, from the woman who voted for the leopards ate my face party”. Basically voting/steadfastly supporting something that is painfully obvious that it is going to later be detrimental to yourself.

MrDakka > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:03

I’m surprised it took this long. But he won’t die, they’ll just pump him full of whatever experimental antivirals that’s currently in the works by leapfrogging him to the front of the line.

ttyymmnn > MrDakka
10/02/2020 at 02:04

Give him all the shots of Clorox.

fintail > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:16

I’d like to see ve rified test results - coming from a compulsive liar and embodiment of the seven deadly sins, there’s nothing this disgrace wouldn’t do to somehow spin up support. Until then, I believe it as much as his tax payment claims.

and 100 more > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:28

Please stop the bus. I want out. I’ll walk, it’s fine.

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
10/02/2020 at 02:36

You just know he’s not going to die from this, so prepare for this Tweet :

“I survived The China Virus. The doctors are using my blood to make the vaccine. I’m the best at curing everyone. Sleepy Joe has done NOTHING for COVID and he would have killed MILLIONS including himself.”

#onlytwitsusetwitter

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:39

Under his eye, praise be

Svend > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:50

I’m waiting on two things.

The first from the tangerine tyrant that Biden infected him at the debate.

The second, from trumpsters that the Democrats infected him deliberately with a deadly toxin made to look like corona.

It'll be fun trying to predict just what conspiracy theory will come about.

Svend > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 02:52

I sort of want it to be serious, maybe not deadly. Because if he doesn't suffer quite a bit from it, he'll just say he was fine and corona is all fake news.

Saracen > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 03:08

I hope his quarantine quarters are well-stocked with Covfefe.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 03:36

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 03:55

A spoonful of Clorox helps the chloroquine go down, the chloroquine go down.....

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 04:21

*breathe*

Cé hé sin > smobgirl
10/02/2020 at 04:27

Yes, that's why it's being reported.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 05:20

He’ll shove a glow-in-the-dark suppository up his ass, be miraculously cured, and come out pronouncing the entire coronavirus deal a hoax. He probably doesn’t have the virus at all, and this is all a conspiracy.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MrDakka
10/02/2020 at 05:20

I hope he doesn’t die, because if he’s dead, he can’t lose the election.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/02/2020 at 05:21

It’s a hoax.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 05:35

Makes me wonder if he actually has it or is using it as an excuse to get out of the debates...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 07:45

Thoughts and Prayers

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
10/02/2020 at 08:37

Kinja'd!!!

ttyymmnn > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
10/02/2020 at 09:02

So how do you really feel?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 09:22

Giddy with excitement that he might finally get what he so desperately deserves.

ttyymmnn > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
10/02/2020 at 09:26

Nah, he’ll probably come out of this fine, tell everybody it’s a hoax and that it’s really no worse than a bad cold, even though 206,000 Americans would beg to differ, and his disciples will praise him as an übermensch .

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 09:35

Sadly true. It’s probably all just to distract from Melania “I don’t really care. Do you?” on tape saying those exact sentiments.

I hate them all with the passion of an infinite supernovas.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/02/2020 at 09:36

I’m not. Here’s my rankings for who I’d rather have as the next president. I’m including potential VPs because... well, they’re a lot less old.

1. Biden

2. Harris

3. Trump

4. Pence

If Trump dies, it’s a Pence-Biden race. I am confident that Pence would have better support for the race, even this late in the game, than Trump- he’s got the same supporters, similar policy positions, and none of the scandals. He doesn’t brag about impropriety or go for relentless ad hominems. A more conventional politician who can energize the same base, with more religious appeal. I know plenty of people who are religious, not leaning left or right, who don’t support Trump because of everything he’s done, but don’t support Biden because of what he stands for. I don’t think they’d have an issue with voting for someone who actually seems like a man of God, and to me, that’s worse than another four years of Trump.

Trump’s death would mean a greater chance of a Pence presidency, which pushes us closer to an American Theocracy.

ttyymmnn > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
10/02/2020 at 09:37

Could you find a group of people who are less interested in actually doing their jobs, while still garnering all the rewards of the position?

smobgirl > Cé hé sin
10/02/2020 at 09:47

I’m going to assume you misunderstood the question because at the time we were discussing this there was no word on Pence’s Rona status and you aren’t usually a jerk.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/02/2020 at 10:39

At least the bible has some moral code? More than what Trump has, anyways.

Cé hé sin > smobgirl
10/02/2020 at 10:48

? I thought the question was about Trump.

smobgirl > Cé hé sin
10/02/2020 at 11:04

It was in reply to the “President Pence” comment, so no. We were all trying to figure out just how many high ranking R epublicans were exposed and weren’t yet being discussed.

Cé hé sin > smobgirl
10/02/2020 at 12:38

Ah. When news of Trump broke late last night there was a suggestion (and my sister still believes this) that it was a rumour to gather a sympathy vote and as it’s not easy to see with Kinja which of several comments by ttyymmm you were replying to I assumed it was the original post and you were wondering if he really had tested positive .

JMKarstetter > smobgirl
10/02/2020 at 13:18

Biden just released a negative test result.

smobgirl > JMKarstetter
10/02/2020 at 13:30

WOOHOO!

smobgirl > Cé hé sin
10/02/2020 at 13:35

Some guy on twitter pointed out that we have launched some sort of nuclear defense planes (I have no idea what exactly they are) and that it lends support to the idea that this he’s truly positive and it’s a real threat. I don’t know enough about them or how they’re perceived around the world to make an opinion but I thought it was an interesting piece of information. I don’t think it was announced that they’ve gone into action, they just showed up on this guys tracking software.

Dr_Watson > ttyymmnn
10/02/2020 at 13:49

Quarantine Trump is going to be a relentless nightmare on Twitter.

Dr_Watson > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/02/2020 at 13:51

Arent they the same thing?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr_Watson
10/02/2020 at 13:55

T hey’re as different as Hydroxychloroquine and Bleach

ttyymmnn > Dr_Watson
10/02/2020 at 14:00

As if he isn’t already.