Morning shitpost

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 01/28/2020 at 09:09 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, Dank Memes, dank meme

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The Ghost of Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 09:16

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I identify as reliable

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 09:25

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It kind of annoys me that the pictures aren’t in the same order as the words and that the Ford is stock. 

Sammyno55 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/28/2020 at 09:31

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And the ' s on gender.

Gender’s what? Gender’s trucks?

benjrblant > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 09:32

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I like that the world LIBERALS gets the same all-caps treatment as GOD.

Nibby > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 09:32

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Ash78, voting early and often > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/28/2020 at 09:33

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I think that’s all part of the gag.

For Sweden > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 09:35

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Having more than one pickup sounds pretty liberal, you Globalist

Ash78, voting early and often > The Ghost of Oppo 01/28/2020 at 09:36

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There is no room here for n on-trinary trucks, sorry.

benn454 > The Ghost of Oppo 01/28/2020 at 09:39

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So there isn’t one full size truck on the market that isn't hideous. That's a shame.

Svend > Nibby 01/28/2020 at 09:42

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I’ve always loved my old roommates response to being asked, ‘hey, you wanna sit on my face!?’. Quick as a flash her response, ‘why, is your nose bigger than you cock!?’. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 09:49

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I guess I’m a libertarian .

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > For Sweden 01/28/2020 at 09:55

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De-regulate everything! Tariffs are theft when they apply to me! 

Long_Voyager94 > The Ghost of Oppo 01/28/2020 at 10:01

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“Reliable”.

For Sweden > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 01/28/2020 at 10:10

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This but unironically

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 10:28

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So I guess these are transgender then? Woohoo worked on my first Gladiator today.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 10:37

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Never knew you were a librarian

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > benjrblant 01/28/2020 at 10:37

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I like the world too.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > GoodIdeaAtTheTime 01/28/2020 at 10:38

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It’s a Jeep thing you wouldn’t understand.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 10:39

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I have my own tv show with the appropriately diverse side kicks.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Ghost of Oppo 01/28/2020 at 10:40

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Can’t roll coal on those smug eco-terrorists in their Priuseses /bicycles with this one. Fail.

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 10:42

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I knew people were way too wrapped up personally and emotionally in their product choices, but confusing a manufacturer trade name with a gender is taking that way too far.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 10:44

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You’re intermingling diesels and gassers?!

*Scoffs in coal* 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ranwhenparked 01/28/2020 at 10:46

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The first amendment gives them their God-given right to say whatever the fuck they want and not face consequences. That’s the way it works.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 01/28/2020 at 10:47

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Love is love.

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 10:57

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That's at least 50% accurate

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 01/28/2020 at 11:04

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Triggered ?!?1

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/28/2020 at 11:14

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YEA! THEY CALL THEMSEL VES AMERICANS YET LEAVE A FORD COMPLETELY STOCK AND CAN’T EVEN KEEP THEIR GENDERS IN ORDER!!!1!

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/28/2020 at 11:23

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If we didn’t have libraries, everyone would have to buy books, and authors would make more money.

ranwhenparked > For Sweden 01/28/2020 at 12:23

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Do people still borrow books from libraries? I thought it was a place to rent free DVDs, masturbate to soft core porn their filters don't catch, and do heroin in the bathroom. 

For Sweden > ranwhenparked 01/28/2020 at 12:28

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Any good creative professional should do heroin at their desk, not in t he library.

DipodomysDeserti > Long_Voyager94 01/28/2020 at 13:53

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TRIggERED!1

Mercedes Streeter > GoodIdeaAtTheTime 01/28/2020 at 14:03

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I approve of this message.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > The Ghost of Oppo 01/28/2020 at 14:11

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Does frame rot count as a spinal failure?