"CB" (jrcb) 01/27/2020 at 15:27 • Filed to: shitpost

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Tripper > CB 01/27/2020 at 15:33

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“How’d that get on here? This is fucking tite!”

Amazing

UserNotFound > CB 01/27/2020 at 15:34

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Wet-Ass Sandwiches

facw > CB 01/27/2020 at 15:36

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I’d totally eat a Beef and Cheddar right now...

WilliamsSW > Tripper 01/27/2020 at 15:38

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+1 Bio Dome is the shit

jminer > Tripper 01/27/2020 at 15:41

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I'm definitely buying this shit

Ash78, voting early and often > Tripper 01/27/2020 at 15:45

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The family and I went to a Great Wolf Lodge a few weeks ago and all my wife and I could do was make Bio Dome references the whole time.

That, or Las Vegas for Kids.

WilliamsSW > UserNotFound 01/27/2020 at 15:45

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Wet Ass-sandwiches

Ash78, voting early and often > CB 01/27/2020 at 15:46

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WE HAVE THE MEATS!

Ever think we’re actually mocking Idiocracy, but then it actually comes true because people don’t realize we’re messing around? Like some kind of 4chan troll?

Nah.

I PUT THAT SH*T ON EVERYTHING!

Okay, maybe.

MoCamino > facw 01/27/2020 at 15:46

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You’d better buy the gendered butthole wipes while you’re at it.

CB > facw 01/27/2020 at 15:47

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I’ve never actually been to Arby’s.

Tripper > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2020 at 15:49

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In an old lady voice: “And what is your little name?”

In a stoner voice: “Purple sticky punch”

facw > MoCamino 01/27/2020 at 15:50

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I’m secure enough to buy normal butt hole wipes, I don’t need dude wipes.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > CB 01/27/2020 at 15:59

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CB 01/27/2020 at 16:10

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Arby’s is dope if you don’t want a fried sandwich.

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 01/27/2020 at 16:16

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It’s no Son In Law.

shop-teacher > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/27/2020 at 16:18

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I never leave home without my carpenter’s dreidel

Jim Spanfeller > facw 01/27/2020 at 16:25

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Honestly, using something called “Dude Wipes” would be infinitely more embarrassing than using regular wipes. 

ranwhenparked > CB 01/27/2020 at 16:29

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Not me, at least not since I read this book.

Really life changing, it's from the same author as the revolutionary diet book Don't Consume More Calories Than Your Body Burns.

Urambo Tauro > CB 01/27/2020 at 16:57

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I read that flyer in this guy’s voice:

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/27/2020 at 17:05

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got me at the noise and fume generator

Dogsatemypants > CB 01/27/2020 at 17:15

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Bring gendered buttho le wipes.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 01/27/2020 at 20:39

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That honestly made me chuckle. 

DipodomysDeserti > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 01/28/2020 at 08:50

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I worked with a Nigerian guy in high school and he ate Arby’s every day. One day I asked him why he liked it so much and he said  it reminded him of dog. So there’s that...