but, who is your favourite oppositelock mod? and are you #teamduck or #teamchicken? this simple psychological test will reveal your innermost feelings.

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 01/09/2020 at 11:40 • Filed to: None

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simply analyse this picture...

then truly ask yourself

are you sad that good chicken parm is going to waste?

are you disturbed that someone is feeding bird to a bird?

is rally just driving dirty cars in the woods?

was it a waste of good chicken to parm it?

are you concerned for the duck’s well being as it consumes food outside of its correct diet?

are you feeling joy at the mere sight of a duck?

do you wish this picture was of an adorable puppy instead?

does this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! bring you serenity or make you wish the ducks would get a job and contribute to society?

does !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (HQ audio, 1 hour long!) make you resent that chickens can also be loud?

$kaycog > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 11:50

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This post quacked me up.

Wheelerguy > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 11:53

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Neither. Birds are birds. #teambird

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 11:54

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are you disturbed that someone is feeding bird to a bird?

Well, damn, since you mentioned it, yeah

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 11:54

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What I want to know is if we all have to duck when Stef walks by now, or will we all chicken out and rally round her renaming campaign. 

Mr. Duck > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 11:55

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A chicken is to a duck what a monkey is to a man.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 11:56

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#teamduck

MonkeePuzzle > Mr. Duck 01/09/2020 at 11:58

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Mr. Duck > $kaycog 01/09/2020 at 11:58

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It’s a real honker for sure

MonkeePuzzle > Mr. Duck 01/09/2020 at 11:59

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aww, ya beaked me to it

MonkeePuzzle > Chariotoflove 01/09/2020 at 12:00

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depends on which puff she is holding. the puffs will indicate mood

MonkeePuzzle > Cash Rewards 01/09/2020 at 12:00

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also, people drink cow milk. thats weird 

MonkeePuzzle > Wheelerguy 01/09/2020 at 12:00

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and love is love!

MonkeePuzzle > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 01/09/2020 at 12:00

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thank you, I’m glad this test was able to give you the clarity to decide. 

The Ghost of Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:01

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I’m team T urducken

facw > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:01

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are you sad that good chicken parm is going to waste?

No. My doctor wants me to cut down on the carbs anyway.

are you disturbed that someone is feeding bird to a bird?

No more disturbed than when I eat other mammals

is rally just driving dirty cars in the woods?

Yes. That sounds like fun though!

was it a waste of good chicken to parm it?

No.

are you concerned for the duck’s well being as it consumes food outside of its correct diet?

I assume it will be fine.

are you feeling joy at the mere sight of a duck?

No. Ducks often can bring joy, but this seems like a pretty boring duck.

do you wish this picture was of an adorable puppy instead?

Yes!

does this video of ducks calmly floating on a pond bring you serenity or make you wish the ducks would get a job and contribute to society?

I feel serene.

does this video of a rooster crowing (HQ audio, 1 hour long!) make you resent that chickens can also be loud?

I’m not going to watch that video (especially after the last one), but as someone whose parents’ neighbors had chickens, I definitely resent that roosters are loud (especially in the morning. My parents have great horned owls on their property, and they can be loud, but they do it at hours when they don’t wake me up.)

In any event, how’d I score on your test?

Tekamul > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:02

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“are you disturbed that someone is feeding bird to a bird?”

Y eah, who are these monsters? Next thing you know, they’ll be feeding mammals to other mammals...

Al so , the answer to the question is party-vi, because he’s rarely here, and I have an inherent distrust of any form of authority.

MonkeePuzzle > facw 01/09/2020 at 12:03

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the scores is like zen man, like its not a number, you just gotta vibe it out

MonkeePuzzle > Tekamul 01/09/2020 at 12:07

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libertarian. pro small moderation

facw > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:08

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My personality demands quantifiability !

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:09

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Neither. #teamnobirds

Snuze: Needs another Swede > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:10

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I believe we are the only species that drinks a different species milk.  Very weird.  

MonkeePuzzle > facw 01/09/2020 at 12:10

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there’s two types of people: those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data sets 

MonkeePuzzle > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/09/2020 at 12:11

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but... what about your Charlemagne ?

“I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne, ‘ Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky.’ ”

Gamecat235 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 01/09/2020 at 12:12

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Technically, that’s either team human or team cat. =p

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:19

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Team chicken

https://giphy.com/gifs/win-over-story-y0edpJKPegLOE

facw > Snuze: Needs another Swede 01/09/2020 at 12:19

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I mean, we are the only species that domesticates mammals...

Really we are the only species that domesticates any animal.

I don’t think that makes animal agriculture very weird.

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:24

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CHICKEN’S ETERNAL QUEST FOR VENGEANCE CONTINUES, STARTING WITH YOUUUUUU

Stef Schrader > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 01/09/2020 at 12:25

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No.

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:25

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the mood is always VENGEANCE

Stef Schrader > Chariotoflove 01/09/2020 at 12:25

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Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 01/09/2020 at 12:26

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thank you for being correct

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 01/09/2020 at 12:47

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Chick-fil-a next to a duck in a cubby 

Tripper > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:53

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ForSweden

#teamduck

no

no

no

no

no

no (I have a duck, her name is Lawrence. We are bros I still like this duck though)

I’ll never turn down a puppy pic

I’ve been rick rolled

Wow I was really expecting to get rick rolled twice, missed opportunity there guy.

Roosters can shut the fuck up.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2020 at 12:58

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she’s a chicken

(although I’m not sure if Chik-Fil-A even serves that because the peanut oil fry batter is terrible)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 12:59

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t0ast > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 13:02

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Instructions unclear, ate duck parm.

Mr. Duck > Stef Schrader 01/09/2020 at 13:04

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How many times do we have to go through this? I know my ducks and that is a duck

MonkeePuzzle > t0ast 01/09/2020 at 13:10

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crispy skin duck parm!!!

MonkeePuzzle > Tripper 01/09/2020 at 13:10

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cant rick roll twice :D

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Gamecat235 01/09/2020 at 13:11

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Could also be #teamredmeat or #teambeef.

Chariotoflove > Stef Schrader 01/09/2020 at 13:12

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That is such a gorgeous logo, I can hear some 80s  electronica playing in my head when I look at it.

Stef Schrader > Mr. Duck 01/09/2020 at 13:16

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You’re biased towards your own kind.......which Rally Chicken is not. She is a chicken. I am right, and you are wrong.

WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 13:20

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#teamchickenparm

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 13:28

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What happens at six o'clock?

Derpwagon > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 13:36

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My reaction (requaction?):

Duck! :D

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 13:36

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Summed up from Twitter

God: what the hell are they doing down there? Are they making milk  from plants?

Angels: yeah, looks like it

God: but I gave them a half a dozen different animals to get milk from

Angels: they think soy or oats are healthier

God: *flips table*

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 14:05

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#team duck

No

Yes

No

No

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

sn4cktimes > MonkeePuzzle 01/09/2020 at 14:19

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Imagine the first caveman who managed to sneak a sip... bravo/creepy