Fevered dream of a madman

"MrDakka" (mrdakka) 09/17/2019 at 21:19 • Filed to: None

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Is this a culinary abomination or a culinary masterpiece ? And would you like a side order of diabeeus or heart disease?

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JeepJeremy > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:25

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I vote masterpiece!

It’s probably amazing!!!!

Textured Soy Protein > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:26

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If I still ate meat I would eat this.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Textured Soy Protein 09/17/2019 at 21:27

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With how much of it is likely actually meat why can’t they just make it vegan? Never made sense to me.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:28

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Proof that there is a god, he just doesn’t love us. 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:31

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Looks delicious, would smash at least once.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:32

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“we’ll be the last sand wich you eat!”

Snuze: Needs another Swede > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:36

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Looks almost as good as the ol’ waffle steak ! Would eat!!!

Also, I dont think I ever asked, but Gork or Mork?

CRider > Textured Soy Protein 09/17/2019 at 21:39

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De fine “meat”, this is 99% breading and salt. 

boredalways > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:40

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It should be a Double Down with 3 glazed donuts -- the KFC version of the Big Mac

CRider > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/17/2019 at 21:41

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No, this is the best evidence of god yet. And he loves us and wants us to go live with him at the age of 35. 

MM54 > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:50

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:53

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facw > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:55

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This doesn’t sound good to me? I mean both components are ok, but together they really don’t seem appealing?

Tekamul > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 21:58

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Just a modern day bastardization of a Luther Burger.

A real man would make a monte cristo with donuts.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 22:03

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Who says America stopped innovating?

user314 > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 22:03

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Eh, I'll try anything once. 

For Sweden > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 22:11

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This is just chicken and waffles with extra steps

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > CRider 09/17/2019 at 22:50

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Jesus moved back in with his dad after he failed grad school by getting crucified 

DipodomysDeserti > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 22:57

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We have a local joint that serves fried chicken on donuts. They use cake donuts, not that glazed shit. They also do an egg/bacon donut sandwich with a jalapeño relish. Good hangover antidote.

MrDakka > Snuze: Needs another Swede 09/17/2019 at 23:13

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Mork. Gork iz duh  stoopider one, duh.

MrDakka > DipodomysDeserti 09/17/2019 at 23:13

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Pray tell, what is the name of this temple of gourmands?

MrDakka > For Sweden 09/17/2019 at 23:14

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Life is just death with extra steps.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > CRider 09/17/2019 at 23:18

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My point exactly. At that point why even involve the chickens?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 23:19

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Clearly, too many Americans have never had a chicken schnitzel with lettuce and mayo on a brioche bun.

And then KFC offers this... alternative. I t does however closely align with the the rest of the world’s view on American culinary culture.

DipodomysDeserti > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 23:24

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Welcome Chicken and Donuts. It’s a bit hipster but it’s good.

http://welcomechickenanddonuts.com/

gin-san - shitpost specialist > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 23:28

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I think the closest comparison is the McGriddle because of the sweet and super salty combo.

I fucking love the McGriddle so I’ll probably love this abomination of a sandwich as well

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 23:29

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This sandwich is EVIL. As in the Fru-its of the Devil, Evil.

For Sweden > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 23:32

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We can only hope! If I get to death and I have to do this all over again I’m gonna be mad

Chuckles > MrDakka 09/17/2019 at 23:38

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When I lived in North Carolina, at the county fair you could get a cheeseburger served with 2 fresh Krispy Kreme donuts instead of a bun. I bought one. The best way to describe it would be "disgustingly good." I'm glad I tried it, but I'm never doing that again.

CRider > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/18/2019 at 00:10

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Why not just eat a box of doughn uts for lunch? Throw in a cookie (of course) , a side (might as well make it mac and cheese) and a 32oz Pepsi and you’ve got a meal going.

Sammyno55 > MrDakka 09/18/2019 at 00:19

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I never really understood chicken and waffles until I made it at home with all the best ingredients. Then I was like, oh... I can never do this again.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > MrDakka 09/18/2019 at 00:27

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But Gork iz dah str ongest!!!

MrDakka > For Sweden 09/18/2019 at 01:02

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Reincarnation is just New Game+.

MrDakka > Snuze: Needs another Swede 09/18/2019 at 01:05

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But Mo rk iz better at krumpin’nd the stoopid humies and duh big shiny banana man

Lokiparts > MrDakka 09/18/2019 at 08:13

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I just heard about this last night on the local news. I’m not going to lie my first reaction was that this had to be a joke.. But once I realized they were serious it started to seem less crazy.     So, as someone in one of these test markets I may just have to go and try one of these for science.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > CRider 09/18/2019 at 08:46

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Because the Colonel demands flesh 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > MrDakka 09/18/2019 at 08:48

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Straight out of the womb I will be able to speak, long divide, and craft soups that provide a +6 buff to  Stamina

MrDakka > Lokiparts 09/18/2019 at 10:04

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Try one and report back. Don't forget to measure your diabeetus levels before and after. XD

CRider > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/18/2019 at 16:32

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You're right. A meal this good requires a sacrifice.