![]() 09/06/2019 at 13:14 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
“This nonsense has never happened to another President...”
Happy Friday!
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Eight years of media outrage and his only scandal was a black sharpie smh
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You could not make this up.
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Fake Facts
Fake President
Real News
Much Idiot
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He is a clown.
I can’t believe there are still people who can support this stupid, racist, lying, adult erer as their leader.
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This whole thing just needed “I’m sorry for any confusion or panic I might have created — based on the information available at the time, Alabama would have been on the eventual path of Dickbutt, but was subsequently revised.”
Boom -- justified your intelligence AND apologized. I mean, that would just be verbally and off the cuff. Writing something, you could be even more formal or crafty.
This truly is a low point for the example of good character towards...everyone. I have to keep reminding myself that kids see this clown and secretly shift their notion of acceptable behavior in turn. It’s horrible to think about.
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You couldn’t make this up.
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I can see that people want his politics, but they say that his behavior is not an issue, that his rhetoric is not damaging nor harmful.
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But this is not an apology tour. Apologies are for weak people, for stone-cold losers.
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I mean, you could (see: old school Onion), but real life articles have become Onion articles so now you can’t. lol
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In my world it is this way for a majority of people. I can count the number of real “I’m sorry” apologies I’ve witnessed on my fingers alone.
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The books that will be written in 20 years, assuming Americans will still be able to read and write then, will be amazing. They will either show that republics are remarkably fragile or remarkably resilient. I’m not sure which.
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The American republic is holding up better than the British m onarchy at the moment.
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Whether he gets elected to another term or not, he’s out of office in 5ish years max . I’m wondering what the long term effects will be on this country on the world stage. Does the rest of the world think less of the US because we elected this putz, or do they realize it’s just him that’s the problem and he doesn’t espouse the majority of this country’s views? How much will he have se t back foreign diplomacy?
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Always love a good dickbutt
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Or as my wife would say, if you’re qualifying it or adding any form of “but ” or “if” then it’s not really an apology — it’s an excuse.
I’m still working on that. I probably won’t ever get it right.
![]() 09/06/2019 at 14:13 |
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I typically take my wife to a public place like a casual restaurant, then say in a very loud clear voice
“I was wrong. You were right. Let’s do it your way.”
She dances when this happens... so I guess that’s a good thing for the marriage.
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From what I’ve seen lately , reading and writing are actually pretty scarce abilities right now.
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Those people are either stupid or lying, and probable racists and/ or adulterers.
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Still proving my theory that he’s trolling them (albeit mostly unintentionally) . H e’s totally owning them all right now, whether he wanted to or not.
It’d be comical if it wasn’t so sad.
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They loved this shtick when it made money for NBC
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Truth is so much stranger than fiction...
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Or if you do it again.
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Our marriage is steeped in forgiveness, for which fact I am grateful.
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I have to put my money on the latter, though I am not a betting man.
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The British monarchy has had longer to decline.
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I superimposed that one myself in Photoshop and I am highly pleased with the result.
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Forgiveness works
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I took a welding class in high school and used a plasma cutter to make a dickbutt, it was my Christmas tree topper for years.